Why does my ass smell every time i take a shit?

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I'm really getting tired of this fucking bullshit. Every time I release a fucking dump I go to smell my asshole and it smells like shit. What the fuck is this? I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS SHIT. I WAKE UP IN THE DAMN MORNING, TAKE A FUCKING DUMP AND SMELL MY ASS AND IT SMELLS ABSOULTELY FUCKING REVOLTING. IS THERE A CREAM OR HAND SANITIZER THAT I NEED TO USE? SOMEBODY PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME BEFORE I SEE A DOCTOR. SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE SEWING MY ASS SHUT.

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  • Dot123
    7 years ago

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    You could take a quickie shower to rinse out yo booty hole area or you could use a baby wipe after you first wipe with toilet paper.

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  • Bigbone
    7 years ago

    How about using some toilet paper for once.

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  • Rihyae
    7 years ago

    Bidet.

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  • xfg33
    7 years ago

    Have you tried a cheese grater? That removes foul smelling skin.

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  • kasaikitsune12
    7 years ago

    Maybe it because your fucking shitting!That why your fucking ass hole smells like shit!

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    • thewonderingfreak
      7 years ago

      clearly one does not see the joke here

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      • kasaikitsune12
        7 years ago

        go away you freak!

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        • thewonderingfreak
          7 years ago

          nah i'm here all day

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  • Ellenna
    7 years ago

    Have a shower after you shit OR stop smelling your own arsehole every time - unless you're a dog of course.

    Just wash it, idiot

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  • rltg4711
    7 years ago

    If you really want to stop the smell from your arse, then try shitting out of your mouth.
    Although I think you are already doing that.

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    • Raen
      7 years ago

      Great post right here. ^^

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      • rltg4711
        7 years ago

        Thank you! xx

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  • GeneralHater
    7 years ago

    shave your ass hairs, maybe it's the dingleberries that smell

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  • TWATlFUCKER
    7 years ago

    How do you smell your poop chute ?
    Are you a contortionist ?
    Are you female ?

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    • Raen
      7 years ago

      "poop chute" lol. It's called a butthole, asshole, or anus.

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      • TWATlFUCKER
        7 years ago

        You have no clue , douche bag.
        It is also called a shit pipe.

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        • Raen
          7 years ago

          You're also called a shit pipe.

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  • fluffy1uv
    7 years ago

    This is the biggest troll post ever how would u even such your nose in your own asshole?!

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  • Jellypop
    7 years ago

    Try taking a shower, and also change your diet. Diet plays a major role in how your poo smells.

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  • arthurtheaardvark99
    7 years ago

    I find it surprising with all the advanced technology we have that someone still hasn't figured out a way to stop us from performing annoying biological functions.

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  • hgjukbjk
    7 years ago

    Reroute your intestine so you poop through your balls.

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