Why do you wish for zombie apocalypse?

I noticed a lot of people secretly wish for zombie apocalpyse but why?

I will comment 13
I wont comment 5
I dont wish for it 26
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  • handsignals

    1: A fresh start for humanity.
    2: I would be more fun than my shitty life right now.

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  • NeofelisNebulosa

    I would be worried about my pets, especially my horses. Do zombies eat horses too? I would hope not lol. I know I would probably die quickly. I'm not a long distance runner.

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    • Nutbolt

      well perhaps you can fight them riding your horses and making a miraculous escape, like old time queens

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    • Short4Words

      See 28 days later

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  • Short4Words

    I'm generally detached from my surroundings and I have good intuition. It'd definitely be my choice of apocalypse but I'm not looking for one anytime soon.

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  • nopem8

    Running around bashing things with fire axes.. Good fun, probably not good for my sanity.

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  • heuheu1

    I guess most people are just bored in their current situation, i guess they can kinda live out their fantasies in a zombie apocalypse, wth idek

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  • Nokiot9

    It's funny, because a lot of these people would straight up DIE right away. Most normal people can't even handle REAL blood or gore in person, little lone produce it themselves. Fuckin amateur hour. "I watch walking dead and play CoD so I'll be able to survive!! I'm gonna go spend my last 3 paychecks on an assault rifle and TONS of ammo-" DERRRRRRP

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  • shygirl99

    Society is kind of screwed up and I think a zombie apocalypse could fix it, my life is boring as hell and did i mention my life is boring?

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  • NarutoUzumaki

    1. Good expirience, good time to mature and start growing up
    2. Reduce dependence on electronics
    3. Become more trustworthy of people
    4. Adventure

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  • westoptic

    Probably because I don't really know what to do with my life and having to scavenge and survive and kill shit would give me a purpose.

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  • itnogtm

    it makes people united

    giving you the chance to be the badass you w'd never be probably

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  • iEatZombies_

    =DDD

    =}

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    • Ace9

      lol

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      • iEatZombies_

        Very cool profile pic.

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        • Ace9

          Thx :) <3

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I never wished for it because I don't find the idea of trying to survive appealing. I like having internet, going shopping, and eating the foods I want. I see no reason to want to give that up.

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  • I like the idea of being able to go in to any building I like, camping anywhere, making your own rules and choices without the influence of laws, killing zombies (obviously), and basically just freedom.

    The thing I would be worried about would be my animals. My dog, three cats, and horses, especially my eldest cat. I love that little bastard. However the place I live in I think they'd be safe if things went right. I'd make sure my family is here to look after the animals, and then I'd make my way across the country to find my best friend and then come back.

    I think it's just the freedom aspect of an apocolypse that's appealing, one with an enemy that you don't need to make a moral decision over killing.

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  • chained_rage

    Uhm...

    Okay so... on the shoulder of the previous Pope's robe there was a distinct mark.. a logo.. it's the logo of the Umbrella Corporation :|

    Now, don't get me wrong, I would like nothing more than for an insanely pretty black haired girl with small boobs and a T Virus to rescue me.. but.. if a zombie apocalypse were to happen, everybody will eventually become zombies and walk into the oceans.. or eat one another.

    Also.. I recently read somewhere that there is something that has the ability to momentarily turn you into a zombie :| it was some sort of plant..or fish..

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  • TrustMeImLying

    I can't speak for others, but if I had to guess why it appeals to me... complete autonomy; no government. and as naive as it is to say it, thrilling too. I feel I'd be able to handle the chaotic atmosphere, but who knows I might get deranged within days.

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  • MR.mr

    Adventure

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    I don't want it to, and Even though it's make believe I have a plan, a detailed, well thought out plan, and most people I know do....maybe it's an English thing..

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    • nobody13

      No - I'm American and both my sister, her father, as well as my sister's husband (plus a few of her past boyfriends) are prepping for what they believe to be a literal zombie apocalypse.

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      • kingofcarrotflowers

        Wow, people out there think it could actually happen?

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        • nobody13

          Yup. They think the government is behind it. They're not exactly common, but they exist.

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  • reminiscent

    i wouldnt wish for it. that would suck...id miss my tv shows and pizza and many many other things.
    but never hurts to be prepared and have a zombie survival plane =P

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  • Arm0se

    No, but I think I'd do alright if I could find food.

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    • Ace9

      U're food.

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  • BennyTheBunny

    Saying goodbye to clean water, shelter, food, family, friends, and all of civilization? Just to play cod zombies irl? Sign me up asap!

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