Why do women always choose the nice guys over the douchebags?

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I just don't understand this. Women always go for the nice guys, the gentlemen who treat them with respect, give them flowers and are romantic instead of choosing us douchebags and assholes that treat them like crap.
Why is that? They give us douches false hope, but in the end they always go for the nice guys. Why are women so smart? Why do they always make the right decisions? This isn't fair!
Weeahhhh Weahhhhh [cries like a little baby]

Women know what's good for them 33
Douchebags are boring 9
Nice guys are the best! 18
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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago | pl

    I salute you, master of the sarcastic troll post!

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I really do love the sarcasm here.

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    because douchbags mess up the pH balance.

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    • shuggy-chan
      10 years ago

      I thought u were a birdy, not a fishy

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  • Justsomejerk
    10 years ago

    Everything I believed is a lie!

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  • SkullsNBones
    10 years ago

    I know, it's ridiculous! You buy a woman flowers and take her out for a romantic dinner and she's all over you, yet rip your Abercrombie shirt off your oiled six pack and holler something degrading before smacking her booty and BAM, you're in the friendzone.
    Why is life so unfair?

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  • bananaface
    10 years ago

    Ha, I like it!

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    All the women go for me.

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    • charli.m
      10 years ago

      Thumbed you back up. Looks like someone was jealous :P

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      • anti-hero
        10 years ago

        Some ugly bastard no doubt :p

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  • Fabulous
    10 years ago

    Women go for the guy wit the biggest cock

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  • ucipher8
    10 years ago

    Good girls fall for lies. The same way good guys do... Either be a douchebag or stand your ground. I have stood my ground, and i've never been in a relationship.

    At the same time, im guilty of nothing, and that sucks too...

    "Go figure"

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    10 years ago

    I have watched many people I like get into abusive relationships with pricks. for me id say it is the other way round

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      D'uh!

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        10 years ago

        Ah i've read the rest of the question now, i'd only read the title before. my bad

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  • Shackleford96
    10 years ago

    I enjoyed reading this XD

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