Why do people tell me i need a girlfriend when i obviously do not?

I decided I would ask this question on here, so I could see what answers the proletariat gave me. I need a good laugh on this dreary Sunday. People keep telling me I need a girlfriend. I don't see why. All I could see from coming out of a girlfriend is detriment. I am on a upward trajectory towards glory and I don't see why I need someone coming to mess it all up. I am 21 and about to graduate college in May. I have plans to move to a strategic location to where my business will be able to thrive and so I can maximize profit.

I also stand tall on the principles I hold dear. Discipline. Honor. Valor. Competition. Glory. Dominance. A lot of people I know do not even think about these values. Many wish to underachieve daily. Many are slackers. Many are narcissistic crybabies. Many would be more interested in watching that tripe known as Jersey Shore than reading about life-enhancing works from Aristotle and Hemmingway.

I am not a loser who plays Call of Duty in his dorm room while watching the world go by. I go to the gym 5 days a week. I am 6 foot 4 and I weigh 220 pounds with little body fat. I follow a strict diet and sleep/wake routine. My day is planned out in my head before I even wake up. I make my presence known everywhere by way of dominance. Dominance in the classroom. Dominance in the gym. Dominance in the hallways. That is what it is all about. Dominance and competition. Once I walk into a room, everyone knows to pay reverence. I disparage weakness in others. My roommate broke up with his girlfriend and started crying. I literally had to smack him and tell him to snap out of it. He was displaying weakness over a weak concept such as love.

This one girl I know even had the audacity to tell her friend that she found me "hot". I flew into a fit of straight up rage when I heard this. The fact that people are more concerned about the outside appearances rather than values such as glory make me want to spit. Many other girls have come up to me in party scenarios and I brush them aside like dust. I am uninterested in their wiles as they only have one thing on their mind: status. I am not a free meal ticket. I will not propel a female to the upper echelons. They then get offended when I ignore them. If every man was like me and learned to ignore women and pretend they don't exist, the world would be a better more productive, more dominant place.

I don't need love. I don't want love. I am just interested in asserting dominance over all in my dominion. I am interested in physical and mental progression. I am 21 and have my own business I am far ahead of many others and I will eventually leave everyone in the dust. I brush off weak emotions and embrace the more productive ones such as anger when I am lucky to become angry.

So with all of this that I have said, why do I need a girlfriend?