Why do people not like dogshit?

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I just don't get why everyone's forever moaning on about dog dirt. What's their real agenda? I mean, there's nothing evil or satanic or morally questionable about dog dirt, is there? It don't cause world famine or world poverty or warfare, does it? Jeez, the way people get hot under the collar about it just leaves me scratching my head in bafflement. I mean, so what if you've just stepped in some? You should've been looking where you was going, Mr Magoo.

Personally I think dog crap is okay, in fact I quite like it. It's just straightforward, unpretentious poop. And okay, so in summer it gets flies buzzing round it, which is a bit gross, but hey that's not the fault of the poop itself, is it? Dog crap is cool, it don't claim to be anything it ain't, it also brightens up life 'cos even the president can accidentally step in it. If there was no dog crap, life would be a lot more dull.

People who complain about dog crap should get a life.

I Like Dogshit, It's Cool 30
Dogshit Sucks 113
I Don't Like It But I Respect A Dog's Right to Poop On The Sidewalk 60
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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    It's illegal to leave your dog's poop on someone else's property.

    don't like it? don't get a dog then.

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  • mx000e
    12 years ago

    Dog's feces are infectious and unhygienic. You are NOT NORMAL for liking dog shit. You are either joking or you are a crazy fool.

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  • boobookittyfuk
    12 years ago

    I don't like it because it fucking STINKS! I had to give my dog to a friend because I would literally gag and hold in my vomit when I had to clean his shit off the grass or sidewalk. I have a cat now and I won't go near his litter box, that's my BFs job. I hate the smell of my own shit. Shit sucks! My farts are quite aromatic though. I kind of like that, but that's for another post. :D

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    • strangethingshappen
      8 years ago

      Why can't shit smell like perfume! (*silently farts flowers from the rear*) :p

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Why don't they like it? Let's see... it's poop? It smells, it's dirty and looks disgusting on the sidewalk.

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  • kitkat4me
    9 years ago

    lmfao I thought this said doughnuts instead of dogshit :')

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  • BeyondBeautiful
    12 years ago

    Whom ever wrote this has a serious mental issue. I mean, who the hell would really feel this way. I don't like the fact of dealing with my own shit when wiping. But for someone to say they like dog poop has serious mental illnesses

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    • strangethingshappen
      8 years ago

      At least finally something is abnormal on this fkd up site

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  • WorldNavy
    12 years ago

    I Don't Like It But I Respect A Dog's Right to Poop On The Sidewalk

    The Earth is not ours (humans) , we're supposed to live with other animals in harmony.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      11 years ago

      All dogs should poop on sidewalk in front of your house then. You don't mind do you?

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  • Shackleford96
    12 years ago

    Dogs don't have any right to poop on the sidewalk, they just do it because they know they can get away with it.

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  • dongwhan
    12 years ago

    people love dog poop. have you never seen the hat with dog shit on the bill. I love it so much, when the neighbor's dog shits in my yard, I even gather it for him.Then later that day I take him homemade brownies

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  • Francophile22
    11 years ago

    Dogshit can carry Hepatitis so if someone goes barefoot outside to get their paper and has a small cut on their foot they can wind up in the hospital.

    Plus it's just goddamn UNCIVILIZED! AND SMELLS! DOG OWNER CLEAN IT UP!

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  • thecoldhardtruth
    11 years ago

    It's just gross. Smelly and dirty.

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  • x2o4
    12 years ago

    There is a bacteria in dog poo that is linked with blindness , it smells and flies land on it, this means that when flies land on you or are in your house they are potentially covered in dog poo. I own a german shepherd and I understand defecating is natural however it is not cool. Period.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I think this is a conspiracy

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  • oliviaamichelle
    12 years ago

    What the? Ew gross! EWWWWWWWWWWWW it stinks bad.

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  • penguin1
    12 years ago

    It's the owner's job to pick it up and dispose of it. No one wants to step in it. Like Ms. Sorel said, it's dirty, smells bad, and just disgusting!

    We used to have a bunch of dogs that pooped in the house. It was absolutely filthy 24/7! Especially when there were puppies too. If you can be in a situation like that and still love dog crap, let me know.

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  • zchristian
    12 years ago

    Dogs poop because they have to no matter where they are it does not matter if its the sidewalk or not still its not funny to step in one and have you smelled one it stinks more than a whole farm...

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  • HelterSkelter
    12 years ago

    it's inconsiderate to leave your dog's mess on the sidewalk or the grass. you should pick up after your dog. i don't have the time to look at the ground every step i take. when i am delivering a pizza i can't watch the ground every step while i am running trying to get your pizza there as fast as possible and i hate it when i step in your dog's poop because you are too lazy to clean up after them.

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  • RinTin
    12 years ago

    Real agenda? I'm sure no one is obsessing over it. If it's dark you might accidentally step on it, not realize it, get it in your car, on your carpet. It's messy.

    I don't like the people who stare out their windows when a dog walker comes by and comes out and yells, "KEEP MOVING!"

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    • robbieforgotpw
      11 years ago

      Too many of you don't clean up after your dogs.
      Why don't you let them crap in your own yards instead of walking them to someone else's? Oh... you don't want it in your yard either?

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