Why do my pics suck after i take them?

Try not to be so hard on yourself. I took a stupid stalker style selfie of myself with Houston Astros MVP George Springer in the background. My lipstick is a little crooked, and I have a piece of spinach in my teeth, but I still text it to friends and family, because that's how I roll.

You have to develop tricks. One is to take them when you are in a good mood.
Another is to imagine you are taking a picture of some supermodel.
Another is to imagine you are looking at something that is very far away and adjust your eyes to that depth.

These help because the camera makes people nervous and it changes how they look. But also probably only you notice this.

Obviously you are an ugly person. That's a no brainer.