Why do i find this stuff to be so funny, what am i? an idiot?

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Well here we go, its gonna sound stupid but I need to ask this and find out what the hell is wrong with me or if there is anything wrong with me. What the hell is so funny to me about monkeys? I mean really I could watch monkeys running around and smacking each other in the ass or making farting noises and laugh for hours on end. Even them running around and yelling or throwing stuff at each other would entertain me. Seriously everyone tells me I am crazy but I cant help it. Sometimes I watch nature shows just with monkeys and its funnier then watching a comedy. I wish I had a monkey of my own that I could teach to make farting noises on command and I would smack his ass and have him run around yelling and stuff. When I saw the commercial with the guy who works with a bunch of monkeys and they are having a board meeting and the monkeys have whoopee cushions I laughed so hard I fell outta my chair. I mean just look at that picture below. Its wonderful.

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  • nobleserpent
    11 years ago

    Nah I don't think you're stupid. I would ask you to YouTube "Undead Warlock vs. Rogue" and tell me you didn't laugh :D

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago

    I despise monkeys.
    They are ugly.
    They bite.
    They throw poo.
    THEY THROW POO! POO!

    Oh, and hey Patties.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      Yeh the throwing poo thing would definitely throw a monkey wrench in the works for me as well, (get it?)

      Other then that I would enjoy the company.

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  • Ldizzy1234
    11 years ago

    I don't find this funny, but you might.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRkwjKBMNbQ

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  • suckonthis9
    11 years ago

    First of all, do not use the religious word "hell".
    Secondly, be very careful what you call a "monkey". You should research the Order: Primates. All primates are Sentient. It is Unethical to keep them as pets. The creature that is in the picture is not a monkey. It is a Sumatran Orangutan (Pongo abelii). It is a Great Ape in the same family as humans, Hominidae.

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    • Chris_11945
      11 years ago

      As if anyone gives a shit, ass hole.

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Please as if I didn't expect challenges to the crown. You got a long way to go chump. Long way to go.

        Chump.

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          Forgive my lack of specifics ...chump part directed to suckonthis9 of course.

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    • NeuroNeptunian
      11 years ago

      That does not change the fact that this ANIMAL is ASTHETICALLY CHALLENGED!

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    • TheGodThatFailed
      10 years ago

      You are a communist. Go live in North Korea with your commie friends.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      I know what the damn thing is, I have it as the background on my computer at work, which I kinda got in trouble for. Besides I almost applied for working at a zoo with them when I was younger. I know all about chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans. Orangutans being my favorite, with the big moon faces.

      Hell isnt considered a curse word in religious terms either I dont think.

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      • suckonthis9
        11 years ago

        If you knew what the creature was, why didn't you call it by it's proper name? It is behaviour like this that causes many misconceptions in society. By not calling this orangutan an orangutan, many people might misconstrue him/her as a different type of creature. This might cause them to generalize these creatures, and not to learn about them. It is important because we (humans) are destroying the natural habitat of many creatures.
        My concern about you using words such as "hell" and "damn" is not whether they are considered curse words or not, in your culture, it is because it reinforces beliefs which are simply not true.

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          Typing the word monkey is easier then orangutan. Plus I like stirring the pot of controversy every now and again.

          Thanks for your concern, suckonthis9. Or nobleserpent, whichever you prefer.

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          • nobleserpent
            11 years ago

            So I tell you I have a secret Chat Alt and you decide to take that and (wrongly) link me with this mentally unstable poster? Bravo. You sir are outside the circle of trust.

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            • [Old Memory]
              11 years ago

              hey it was a shot in the dark, I dont remember half of who I talk to in the chat anyway.

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            • suckonthis9
              11 years ago

              Because I understand the natural world better than most people, I am mentally unstable? I could argue that the many people who advocate for the destruction of this creature's natural habitat are the ones who really are mentally unstable. Furthermore, people who do not understand, do not seek to understand, and complacently do nothing or make irrational statements based on faulty logic or superstition are really the ones who are mentally unstable.

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        • FizzleBob
          11 years ago

          Thank you for helping me tell one monkey from another.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    not funny at all but monkees scare me so, their teeth are fiercesome

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    • TheGodThatFailed
      10 years ago

      EVIL MONKEY!

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    "Ape" is easier to type than "monkey," and would be correct. Just saying...

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  • alv1592
    11 years ago

    Monkeys are funny. And some of the baby ones are cute!

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  • chocolatchaud
    11 years ago

    lol i find you finding that funny funny. i think it's perfectly fine to crack up at things like that like an idiot. especially if they weren't normally supposed to make people laugh

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago

    Here's an oldie but goodie!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzZqje04vLE

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  • Geneva5
    11 years ago

    It's great when you throw laxatives over the fence and watch them shit for hours :)

    Ps : I learnt this at ninja school !

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  • zchristian
    11 years ago

    Your crazy.....

    No your not maybe its not normal to watch it for hours but seriously you would have to have bad humor to not find monkeys funny...

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