Why do i always wake up before the hot action

So I was dreaming last night that I was walking through my old high school when this foxy blonde b**ch walks up to me and says "you look familiar". So I follow said b**ch into her office to talk to her and I thought I had this b**ch good to go but right before the action started I woke up. Why does life have to be so gay? I could have never gotten b**ch like that in real life, especially since I'm on this site telling you people about it. There's just no way that will ever happen. f**k you brain!

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  • xxinsane_sweetyxx

    Why do you keep calling the girl a bitch. No respect for girls much?

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  • littlecupsofgrace

    Also, stop referring to women as bitches it makes you look like a fucking knob.

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  • littlecupsofgrace

    Because your mind wants you to wake up and play with your genitals.

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  • tabbs92

    That's happened to me too before, plenty of times. It's just you get excited and you're making your heart-beat faster, when it's supposed to stay at a rhythmic race to attain dreaming. That's how people Lucid Dream! But if you don't learn how to control that, boom, you wake up and miss all the good stuff.

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