Why did i get married?

I got married to a potato named Freddie Couger and we has hash-brown babies.

Well in my opinion I think marriage is kind of a waste of time. What's there to prove? Just be together and that's it.

But I guess you got married to that person because you loved them?

Well, I don't really know if you're a male or female, but I'mma tell you what my father have taught me about marriages.

It's a commitment, where the guy (also called bridegroom) publish that from now on until he die (or get divorsed), he will be a slave to his wife.

He will wake up every morning, go to the mirror and say to himself: "You ain't shit! Fuck you and fuck your life! Fuck your friends, your hobbies, your dreams. Fuck everything you thought this life was going to be. Now let's try to make this bitch happy!" (And we all know it's impossible to make one from the female sex happy)

Also, once the girl (also called the bride) has got married, she will throw away everything that makes her interresting for a guy. And she might not even notice she does so.

She will wake up, look at the man who has just come back from the mirror and think to herself: "How did I end up with that loser? I'm hot enough for something better than this. I should have chosen something better than this man!"

But then again, being marriged is also knowing deep inside, that you are with the person you love. It's knowing that every minute - every secound is a little more precious, 'coz you get to be with that person for the rest of your life. To know that you are with a person who is willing to give up so much just for you.

But then again, I'm not married, and not planning to be in the nearest future. However, something I am, is very bored, so I'm writing a lot of nonsence right now, because I'm lying in bed with my laptop and can't sleep -.- Goodnight

Well think for a moment about the process.

You spend lots of money to have a wedding, if you want a traditional one.

You get tax deductions and better benefits for being married.

Sounds like the USA wants you to get married. How much is marriage shoved into peoples faces in the media?

Thank you all for your answers guys. I appreciate what you've all had to say, and I feel much better.

Adrenaline, "...you are with a person who is willing to give up so much just for you." put a smile on my face. It is so true. Thank you, and you don't know how much you've helped me tonight.

just be happy to be together. don't worry about if your married or not.

maybe you got married to him because you wanted him to be yours and no one elses? just to make it final. its a really good thing that your love hasnt changed though.