Why are women always hitting on me?

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Wherever I go (work, shopping, bars and restaurants, parties) women are always asking if I want to come home with them. I have permanent erectile dysfunction. Urologists say that nothing can be done about it. But, it is almost as if the women sense an unconscious challenge and get obsessed with luring me into their bed.

I need help understanding the vibes I am projecting, and the female psychology behind the women's behavior. Are they normal?

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Based on 31 votes (14 yes)
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  • Drawingmud
    9 years ago

    Women seem to enjoy my flatulence

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    I had a vision of really old women chasing the guy down the street, hitting on him with their umbrellas, canes, purses and walkers.

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    • sux
      9 years ago

      If you take that "really old" and put it infront of "guy" instead of "women", that sounds like a perfect description of yourself.

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      • thegypsysailor
        9 years ago

        Hey, I take exception to that. I DO NOT CARRY A PURSE!

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  • sux
    9 years ago

    Because girls are attract to gayness ie. your limp wiener because you can't rape them

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      But they don't know my wiener is always limp. Btw, I do maintain a false sense of genital pride when in social situations. It helps me blend in with the crowd.

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      • sux
        9 years ago

        like I said they can sense it.

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    Many women pick up on guys that are overly conscious of their cock and balls. These women misinterpret the vibes as male "confidence".

    If these are the type of women that are hitting on you, your story sounds somewhat believable.

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  • TheWeasel
    9 years ago

    I dont believe you.

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  • paulgonzales86
    5 years ago

    Hi,
    You can cure your ED problem by taking generic medications they are considered as the most effective medication. Food and Drug Administration has officially approved this medication in the year of 1998 because of FDA people able to build trust in this medication. As per research says those people dont get a solution from penis shock therapy they keep generic medication as the last option and many of them found benefit by using Caverta 100mg( https://www.pharmaexpressrx.com/purchase/caverta.asp ) medication.
    I hope if you go for generic medication then you dont have a word of "No" to say women because of your ED.

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  • poon__jabber
    9 years ago

    you just like to brag

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      But why do they do it?

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      • poon__jabber
        9 years ago

        you probably look like you have money

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago

          Probably. Now that you mention it, they do seem to admire me when I talk about investing. Thank you, you're the first guy that has given me useful advice.

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          • poon__jabber
            9 years ago

            ya, those gold digger types are only good for fucking and chucking.

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  • Jocelyn
    9 years ago

    I don't know what city or down you are live in, but apparently those women who are around you and ask you to go home with them are not normal, simply they are sluts or.... Protect yourself first, some women are crazy.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      They appear to be fun loving sluts. I don't go home with them because of erectile dysfunction. Do you know whey they are attracted to me?

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  • CoraCook
    9 years ago

    Because you're the shit!!!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Maybe so. But even though I fake genial pride, I feel so shallow knowing that I have no sexual potential.

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  • TheMightyOz
    9 years ago

    Join the crowd, brother. My cock is gone forever just like yours. I can only accept my patheticness. I am nothing.

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    • Drawingmud
      9 years ago

      Why so arrogant

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      • TheMightyOz
        9 years ago

        Would you want to trade places with me?

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        • Drawingmud
          9 years ago

          You can't wander too far from base due to continuous mudslide potential:/

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          • TheMightyOz
            9 years ago

            That's fair enough. You won't even be able to get a blow job.

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            • Drawingmud
              9 years ago

              Are u prepared to wear diapers and have people put clothes pins on their noses

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  • bow2me
    9 years ago

    make her eat ur asshole instead.

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