Why are spiders so gross?
One time I shat my pants when a spider nest hatched. When a spider is near, I have panic attacks. The question is WHY?!?! I spider-check everything and prioritize the extermination of spiders over all other aspects of my life. They are the most vile and disgusting creatures. I can't explain why I think they are so evil but they ARE HIDEOUSLY EVIL AND SATANIC!