Why are some flowers dancing for dallas?

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It makes me feel gross. They shoulda stayed in school and not let it all hang out shakin their booty tryna get them tips. It's just plain nasty. Who needs to see all that? An air of mystery is how you seduce. If a men ever gives me flowers like that, I would think he is sick or sumthin, like he is suggesting im a ho? Everything should stay inside the petals.

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  • stankpussy
    9 years ago

    what the fuck are talking about

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    • Avant-Garde
      9 years ago

      They are dancing for the stank.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    only one i knows of is the yallow rose of texas

    yeeehaawwww

    *dances back and forth from foot to foot and shoots 6-guns in the air*

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    "Flowers"? I'm so disappointed, I thought that you meant real flowers. If you mean those Hiroshima cheerleaders, I don't like them either. They act like sluts. Its hard to believe that people actually like that stuff. Why are they synonymous with American Football? WHY?! No other sport, that I can think of, has hoe cheerleaders.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      I AM talking about real flowers. I thought id give an example but then thought you'd get what I mean.

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      • Avant-Garde
        9 years ago

        I still don't understand quite what you mean. See, your post is very confusing.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago

          https://www.flickr.com/photos/72895090@N04/6985800166

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          • Avant-Garde
            9 years ago

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta4I5Uwv9m0

            This is a plant that you could take home to your mother.

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