Why are guys surprised by a girl who can roll?

Why are guys always surprised that I can roll a good blunt? My boyfriend thinks it's crazy and amazing and all of his friends agree with him. They say I can roll better than them and it's weird cause I'm a girl. It's easy and I don't get why guys are so surprised by it.

Girls usually can't roll 28
Girls shouldn't roll 7
I don't know 34
I never was surprised 43
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  • wigsplitz

    I got the same reaction when I would showcase my crack cooking skills.

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    • NotStrangeBird

      It's just baking soda and cocaine. How hard can it be?

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      • wigsplitz

        It takes some skill. There's another method other than baking soda too. ....Ammonia....yum.

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        • NotStrangeBird

          Hmmmm...i guess if you did it wrong it could be expensive. Personally I could fuck up a scotch and soda, I'll defer to your knowledge.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    The same reason why some guys trip shit when they see me doing maintenance on my own car or when they see that I am OMG GASP, a FEMALE security guard???

    Because some things a lot of men just don't expect girls to do. They're not used to it or have never seen it before. I know in my area of the woods, girls rolling blunts was far too common (and seen as kinda sexy, depending on the girl) and so is girls working on cars, so I guess it depends on where you're from and who you've been around.

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    • disthing

      True dat.

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  • squeallikeasacofpigs

    I think women should stick to rolling out pastry with rolling pins in the kitchen.

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  • anti-hero

    What a silly thing to be suprised about it is not like you held down a job, or help the needy or anything.

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    • I'm not a failure at life just because I smoke -_-
      I have a job, I go to school, and I have my own apartment. I've also been on mission trips to help children in need. So BAM.

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      • anti-hero

        Oh my mistake. I assumed a pot smoker would have a sense of humor. I forgot, in 2013 nobody has a sense of humor.

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        • disthing

          It's because we're all living on borrowed time!

          I mean in one day I killed several people and had sex with several people, some of whom were the same people, all because I assumed the Mayans were right!

          We can't laugh anymore because we're all either waiting to be arrested or waiting for a comet the size of Christian Bale's ego to hit earth...

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        • Hahaha! :D

          I thumbed you down for "poor taste." :P

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          • anti-hero

            You are the typical P.C. No fun Nazi, eh?

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      • robbieforgotpw

        Who pays for the apt?

        *squeezes out a chocolate surprise*

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        • The apartment? I pay for it.
          And what...?

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          • Avant-Garde

            He's obsessed with his bowels...

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            • Mmm, I see. I guess we all have our ... perks? Yeah, I don't think that's the right word for him, haha.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    I do not smoke, drink or do drugs. However I think it might be the fact you are a women. It seems like it is something more men do. So if a women knows what she is doing it would surprise them.

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  • The surprised reaction is pretty common, you're not alone. But it makes sense that we can do it well because of our small nimble fingers.

    From what I gather, in general guys don't come across many gals who puff often enough to become skilled rollers and they are rather impressed with the notion.

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  • kingsleycrowne

    They shouldn't be surprised girls kick ass at most things

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    • Why yes, yes they do (:

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  • I haven't met one girl that could roll well, and I have a lot of guy friends who can roll well. So, when I smoke with girls or a girl, rolling is usually the man's job. But I don't think women shouldn't roll. As long as they're good at it. You can buy some rolling tobacco to practice. Or you could just roll your herbs on your own and solo smoke if you're trying to learn how to roll well. You could also smoke herbs with someone more gracious than me. If I can roll decently, I don't want to be pitching in/supplying the smoke if it means hitting your crappy first roll just so you can practice. But it would be awesome to date a girl who could roll well. Assuming she's desirable in other ways lol.

    I hope I don't sound misogynistic. I'm just being consistent; I wouldn't expect those of my friends who roll very well (or who have a rolling machine) want me to roll anything big.

    Of course, when I say herbs I am referring to legal herbs such as Kava-Kava and Skullcap. I do not smoke cannabis nor am I referring to cannabis.

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    • This makes sense. My boyfriend is such a dork lol, the first time I rolled a blunt for him he literally took pictures of it because he was so surprised. I never really thought anything of it until all of his friends also made a big deal of it. But I guess if they've never seen a girl roll well, it does make sense to be surprised!

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  • dappled

    This is probably personal because of my own experiences and friends but I've always thought women roll better than men. This is based just on the people around me who do. The men's efforts are clumsier.

    Also, I'm a man and I can't do it.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Hehe i thought you were talking about a forward roll but then i read the question.

    It's really stupet.

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    • robbieforgotpw

      A forward roll... Very difficult indeed.
      *powersplats everywhere*

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  • Rick_Bawls

    What are you - a drug addict? This is hardly a skill to be impressed by!

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    • Nope, I'm a cannabis smoker. Take that however you may, but I personally don't consider myself to be a drug addict.

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    • 1000yrVampireKing

      We have a lot of those on this site. Are you really surprised? People love destroying their bodies.

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      • I don't consider weed a drug. Eating unhealthy does more damage to the body than smoking cannabis.

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        • 1000yrVampireKing

          As does smoking. Weed is a drug like anything else. I also know the argument for why it is not. They say "It is natural and it is a plant" and so is penicillin. Though made in a lab most of these drugs came from things like plants. Which in the past might have been what they used to make medicine. You can pretend all you want but you are still doing something to your body. Definition: substance taken for its narcotic or stimulant effects, often illegally. People are meant to eat food. People are not designed to live off drugs. Most of the stuff we use in food even in excess is something our bodies need. We need sugar and we need fat. We need water which can be find in most things indirectly even soda. When you take drugs recreationally you are offsetting something your body already has. Which creates addiction.

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          • I never said it doesn't do anything. I just said it's not as harmful as people make it out to be. Of course the smoke has effects on the body because any smoke would. But it doesn't have addictive nicotine like cigarette. It doesn't have tar like cigarettes to coat your lungs with. It doesn't take a toll on your liver like alcohol. You can't exactly overdose on weed. People make marijuana out to be way worse than it actually is. Maybe it is a drug. The argument can go both ways. But in my opinion drugs are associated with a negative connotation, and I don't find marijuana to be bad.

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            • 1000yrVampireKing

              Well like anything it is bad. So it really is no better. You can not pick and choose. All drugs do something to your body. Unless you are sick really no reason to be getting high.

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  • frakenchoots

    oh i thought you were talkin about ecstasy. i can roll fewl, i mean you gotta learn to roll thats like the chick that has to have her boyfriend shoot her up, cause she's too feeble to find a vein.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Roll roll roll in ze hay.

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    • shuggy-chan

      Franken-Stein

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      • dirtybirdy

        Please I beg you! For safety's sake don't humiliate him!

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        • NotStrangeBird

          Put! The candle! Back!

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  • the fact that a girl can spell surprises me enough already

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    • Wut? R U insalting gurlz becuz u thinck we r stoopid? Uf corse i can speel.

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      • That's actually funny.
        But you're still a bitch.

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        • Haha. Thanks, babe (;

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