Why are europeans so concerned with american asshole maintenance?

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I've used bidets in the past and I don't really feel too strongly about them one way or another. Fuckin' Europeans though! Any time the topic of restrooms comes up or someone mentions needing to excuse themselves to use the restroom, Europeans climb this hill they intend to die on that the European way of cleaning your asshole is vastly superior to the barbaric way Americans do it

Like, chill the fuck out guys. Let us worry about our assholes

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  • Meatballsandwich
    1 year ago

    Strangely, bidets are absolutely not a thing here in Sweden, despite it being in Europe.

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    • raisinbran
      1 year ago

      I never saw them in Germany either.

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      • LloydAsher
        1 year ago

        Japan loves them... when its convenient. Such as malls or airports. If you go to a public park theres a 90% chance you are gonna find a hole to squat over.

        America at least has a standard of providing a seat, sure it's not always sanitary, but I would perfer to sit on a pine bench than to squat over a floor with a hole in it.

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  • raisinbran
    1 year ago

    Wiping is for animals. I just pull my pants up when I'm done.

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    • Iambillythemenacetosociety
      1 year ago

      Wiping is for losers.

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  • Meatballsandwich
    1 year ago

    Yeah gay as fuck.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    1 year ago

    because europeans cant afford pockets so the carry their empty wallets around in their buttcheeks

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  • my_life_my_way
    1 year ago

    People who use just toilet paper are gross but it doesn’t matter whether you use a bidet or wipes

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      1 year ago

      look i found one

      well done op!

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        1 year ago

        thank you for your service

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety
    1 year ago

    Gay...how?

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  • Yaidin
    1 year ago

    Bidets aren't common in Europe. It's a Japanese thing iirc, or maybe just asian as a whole

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    • LloydAsher
      1 year ago

      Not even entirely Asian. I would say quantitatively there are more squat toilets than western toilets (normal) and in a few places theres the bidets.

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  • malaparte
    1 year ago

    I wish bidets were more common in the states - I'm always getting scraps of toilet paper and old shit tangled in my ass hairs, resulting in me having to rip my hairs out with my fingers and flush them periodically.

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety
    1 year ago

    They aren't really wrong. Many Americans will just wipe their ass with toilet paper and call that clean.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      Anyone can decide for themselves which way is the better way to do it. I just think it's weird how outspoken Europeans are about it. Like, of all the things to hate America for, improper asshole maintenance is one of the most bizarre things to target

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      • Iambillythemenacetosociety
        1 year ago

        Yes, but the way americans decide how to do it is unclean. But I see what you're saying.

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