Who would you rather punch?

From the following who would you rather punch.

No consequences

Osama bin laden (If still alive) 94
Justin bieber 201
Miley Cyrus 47
Kim jong il 50
Jeremy Kyle 19
Simon Cowell 25
God (assuming he is real) 80
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Comments ( 42 )
  • death_sabbath

    justin bieber. And not just a punch.

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    • disthing

      You'd sexually assault him too?

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      • xxxlostxxxforeverxxx

        no. murder.

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  • 41ph4m413

    a this rate justin bieber would be beaten to death

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  • Blood$Money

    I would knock out justen bieber but id HIT miley if you know what i mean feel me ha!!

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  • FocoUS

    Well Miley Cyrus is a girl so I would never it her. And Justin Bieber is practically a girl so I wouldn't hit him either.

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    • fxfc4cj9

      Miley Cytus is actually a guy

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      • xxxlostxxxforeverxxx

        no selena gomez is. either tht or shes a lezzie

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  • Xro18

    To every one who picked god he would just send u to hell lmao

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    • fxfc4cj9

      not after I'm done with him

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      • xxxlostxxxforeverxxx

        lol

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  • dappled

    Definitely Jeremy Kyle. I loved it when he got hit with that envelope. I sometimes watch the clip when I've had a bad day, and it always makes me feel better.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAneU22gAaM

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  • I would LOVE to punch justin beiber right in the nose, he's so up his own a$$ and thinks he is so amazing but he's just a self obssesed a$$h0le :@ So much hate for him!! :D

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  • Unimportant

    without any consequenses? I'd punch them all

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  • ArrogantBastard

    God. If I could punch that non-being in his/her non-face, that would make me the happiest, evolutionary non-believer on this big bang born planet. Winning.

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  • flipflapflop

    God! Just so if someone came to me like "OMG You wont believe who I punched last night!" I could just reply wiht "Fuck off, I punched God."

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  • jeremy kyle is begging for it, i bet he needs bodyguards

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  • penguin1

    Let's see.... my dad, the kid that caused my go-cart to crash (and f*cked up my back in the process), (S)hitler, Obama, Osama (ever notice how those names rhyme? Coinsidence?)

    Anyhow, there are many others, these are just a few. But of the ones listed, probably Simon Cowell for being such a jerk.

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  • UnwashedJazzy

    Even though i voted to punch justin bieber and i hate him with all my life..... as if someone the same age as me can be the worlds most hated person!

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  • MyHazelLabyrinth

    Simon Cowell is hot! Seriously :P

    Miley Cyrus is a bad example for girls, Tis a shame.

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  • KokoroComplex

    Osama and Justin. Just sayin'.

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  • anarchy-is-glory

    God, Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Osama.

    I wouldn't punch them. I would kick them in the groin.

    Presidents and other politicians, well, those deserve the punch.

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  • chicken471bologna

    I would rather punch God right in the face! I hate him so much!

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  • KellyPreston

    God. that is all. he is a such a lazy, inconsiderate fuck and i hope his wife gives him herpes during uncomfortable anal sex.

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    • Vodka_Palace

      Win. Exactly what I was thinking.

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  • carebear123

    I would honestly punch all of the real people on this list aside from Simon Cowell because he is amazing at life with his common sense thinking and honesty that everyone else is afraid to say for fear of hurting feelings.

    I would punch Miley Cyrus twice.

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  • Atheist_Cookbook

    Bieber for the win! Kim Jong Il ain't so bad. For a dictator, I like his style and admire his iron-fisted ruling style.

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  • Hmmaybe

    I'm a pacifist (mostly, I mean if Bin Laden were alive and I saw him and had good evidence that he was going to try to kill more people, I would kill him). However hitting him wouldn't achive anything.

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  • juniperlei

    i want to puch my father because he is an ass who doesn't understand me and doesn't try to and he rather hit and scream at me then solve anything and apparently all i am in his eyes is a liar (whitch I am not) and the only thing he cares about is his stupid singing (whitch he is horrible at sounds like a dieing cat) and playing his freaking gutair

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  • Jiovanie

    I'd punch the face of God....LIKE A BOSS.

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  • asdhi

    I'd rather punch a cop.

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  • jkin431

    It would be pretty cool to be able to punch God.

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  • UliNalaMansae

    I saw beiber and miley, but you know God... I dont hate him- just...

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  • Darthion5

    I'd punch Jeremy Kyle, My mother, The illuminati, All of my classmates that made me feel like crap, some of the teachers for lying to me about college, my younger brother (falcon punch!), a psycologist I used to see, big pharma, my mother a second time, the people who made ecstasy illegal, the people who passed the federal analog act, and finally my mother(falcon punch!).

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  • Allistalla

    Am I the only luaghing cuase you added Osama and God ? and i am more suprised those are the second most picked next to beaiber

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  • mateo

    eye-d take a punch at god....just cuz heez (sheez) totally immortal and has powers including but not limited to universal creation doesnt mean i cant take hie (her)....and i think he/sheeze got a little weight on me....so we shouldnt even be fighting in the same weight class anyways

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  • DontGiveUp

    Even though Osama was behind 9/11.... Justin Bieber is making this country way worse!

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  • meg7722

    More ppl pick Justin bieber than osama... I mean I DID pick Justin bieber and all but still xD

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    Osama.

    i mean sure justin is a nice target but... it's not like you're going to break his brain. can't break imaginary objects >:-)

    hmm. perhaps you all should read "Ghost" by john ringo
    now THAT'S a happy ending mmmm lol

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  • kittenlittle

    michelle obama

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  • No-one.

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  • idontknowwhativebeentold

    Not Simon Cowell, because I like his realism.
    Yes, negative reinforcement, but still, good entertainment.

    Also, I'm not sure why Dr. Phil's not on that list.

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