Who would you rather have sex with?

Please go on and pick your poison.

The ugliest person you've ever seen in your whole life 12
The hottest and most attractive person you've ever seen, but that person just died 10 minutes ago 15
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Comments ( 10 )
  • Cuntsiclestick

    Well I'm not into necrophilia, so I'll go with the ugly person.

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  • paramore93

    What are the repercussions if I choose neither?

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    • Boojum

      On your deathbed, you'll be filled with remorse because you'll suddenly realise that you never confronted the most profound question about human existence.

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      • paramore93

        This is pretty much my life, I'll take my chances and say neither :)

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  • megadriver

    Ugliest person I've seen in my life... Teacher of mine. The face of a crocodile and the body of a supermodel. I'd still do her...

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  • TerriAngel

    I don't do ugly.

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  • mm6969

    Still warm, spit on your dick and go to town. I would probably even do them the next day when they were cold. Before they stiffen up

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  • lordofopinions

    I would not could not screw a corpse so it would have to be the ugly one.

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  • drdnk957

    The second option. That's what I always do with the best looking prostitutes

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  • CozmoWank

    I guess you could always have the ugly person wear a bag over their head.

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