Who would you rather have a relationship with?

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If you were forced to pick between having a lifelong relationship with one of the two, would you rather it be Kesha, or Lady Gaga? And why?

Kesha	20
Lady Gaga	50
I'd rather die	63

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dappled

11 years ago

I really think I'd choose death. No offence to either of them, but the eternal black velvet of nothingness is more attractive to me than even a single date with either of those people.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Harsh! lolz
  
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  - RomeoDeMontague
    
    10 years ago
    
    I love kesha but I voted gaga
    
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  - dappled
    
    11 years ago
    
    lol, they're just not my kind of girl. I bet they'd choose death rather than have a relationship with me too. :D
    
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    - Captain_Kegstand
      
      11 years ago
      
      Random I know, but your vagina looking bruise is awesome!
      
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Cuntsiclestick

11 years ago

When you say " Lifelong relationship" you mean "till death do you part" marriage? Since the options are: Gaga, Kesha, or die I'll chose Gaga, slaughter her, and continue living.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  That is almost cheating, but i'll allow it. Only if you make her into a meat dress though.
  
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RainbowShy

11 years ago

I've honestly never seen Ke$ha in my life, but I've heard bits of her songs. Lady Gaga is decent looking... With pounds of makeup on. So, I think I'd rather die.

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jondoerandom

11 years ago

i'd shoot myself in the dick if I had to sleep with either of them. one is a skank that needs a shower more than our neighbourhood hobo, the other one is more talented, but is a major league scarecrow.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  If it was an easy choice I wouldn't have asked it! haha major league scarecrow... nice
  
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Hands down, Lady Gaga. She may be strange, but at least she's interesting.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Agreed, plus, she has a slammin tushie!
  
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    11 years ago
    
    I bet it's from all that dancing.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      Whatever its from, I was surprised to see it there!
      
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    - [Old Memory]
      
      11 years ago
      
      Yes, her body did get tighter once she became famous and had to do a lot more dancing. I've seen her in some interviews and I think she's a nice person (for someone famous).
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        11 years ago
        
        She does seem pretty cool!
        
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

lady gaga cause we would visit elton john

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Never thought of that! Good call, Elton John is a baller!
  
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DannyKanes

11 years ago

Lady Gaga. Once you get past the meat dresses and weird hair, I think she'd be a very interesting person :)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  That is an understatement! Life would be interesting for sure!
  
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Boo!

11 years ago

Lady gaga.

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Aleks85

11 years ago

Ur Mother.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  HaHa you would not say that if you knew my mother, but feel free, she could use some company! lolz
  
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  - Aleks85
    
    11 years ago
    
    ugly mommas need love too.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      Ha, I guess so. lolz
      
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NoraBaker

11 years ago

God. I would hurry to a nunnery!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Lolz that doesn't sound any better!
  
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  - NoraBaker
    
    11 years ago
    
    As I see it, it's like "Hey, Nora, do you wanna eat shit, crap or starve?" I just chose starve in a peaceful place.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      HA! Good analogy!
      
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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

Lady Gaga.

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anti-hero

11 years ago

Both.

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Anime7

11 years ago

Lady Gaga, from what I've seen on her interviews she actually very well-mannered.

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