Who would you kill if the purge was real?

I'd kill my boss and the assistant because they are so fuking evil and nasty people!! Who would you go after?

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    No one, it's not a law that stops me from killing, I just have no want to murder someone

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  • Gregthegopher

    Id hunt down the mods that ban me for no got-damn reason.

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  • (s)aint

    If I am realistic and boring; I would hide and pray that I would be left alone.

    If we pretend that I would be brave enough to go hunt? I would kill several political parties, including all their supporters.

    Then I would purge the country of all murderers, rapists and equal scum who have hurt other people.

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    • anti-hero

      Including yourself since you just became a murderer?

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      • (s)aint

        It´s different. I´d kill for a good cause, this country is going down the drain due to politically correct people that would rather create mayhem and chaos than be called racists.

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        • anti-hero

          So political difference is a good cause for murder or genocide?

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          • (s)aint

            Totally.

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            • anti-hero

              You should run for u.s. government. You're wasting your time in Scandinavia.

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      • Haha good one!

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I already have too many bodies in my freezer.

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  • I could think of a few people who deserve it. I wouldn't though, ultimately that is making me no better than them. You always get back what you put out ten fold. So I know that they will get what they deserve without me having to lift a finger.

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  • iEatZombies_

    Bitch, I kill Gummy Bears on thuh DAYLEE. Fuck thuh po-leece.

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  • Freedom_

    I would probably just steal stuff, if anything. The purge doesn't have to be confined to murder does it?

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    • Sami•

      Riight! The purge is anything breaking the law is.inconsequential but the movie is mostly confined to murder. But realisticly someone could have brand new tvs or whatever luxurious that they wish by theiving for the night and majority bad murderous thoughts would keep at bay for awhile cause of all the preoccupied thoughts of new exciting things! Theft is the way to go! Keepinitreal;)

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  • thegypsysailor

    Anyone who hurts a child, physically or psychologically.
    Anyone who causes others pain for their own pleasure (no mutual consent). Anyone who slaughters others on the basis of religious or ethnic beliefs.
    Anyone who harms others in any way, in the pursuit of money.

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  • Sami•

    I couldn't murder someone unless they really hurt my child or something towards my kid. Otherwise murder isn't me, but I could definitely burn down some empty building or just completely go destructor villan on the whole town for self relief of anger. Destroying the city could be fun too without death? But then the poot city workers who'd have to fix all the broken afterwards..that sucks too so idk. Too thoughtful for my own good..

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  • gloryholeflasher

    I wouldn't kill anybody, but I would scare the hell out of a couple people to try to motivate them to be nicer people.

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  • Incomplet

    I wouldn't kill anyone. Just because it's legal for a day doesn't mean that there won't be repercussions.

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  • Redcoats

    My cousins ex-bf. He's a junky that makes her life a living hell.

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    • RoseIsabella

      That's the spirit!

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  • Dot123

    I would take out the trash of society. Make the world a better place.

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    • anti-hero

      So you're judge, jury and executioner? You know all these people's lives and circumstances?

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      • Dot123

        Well if the person kills or rapes innocent people for fun then why not kill them?

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        • anti-hero

          How do you know the people they killed were innocent? Maybe they were doing what you are going to do? If they have been proven guilty in a court of law, then they will already be incarcerated. Until then you're speculating.

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  • VSpnklvr

    I wouldn't actively go out killing, but you best believe that I'll be sitting in my bunker armed to the teeth ready to take down anyone looking to tango.

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  • Holzman_67

    I couldn't kill, but I wouldn't be sad if someone else killed rupert murdoch.

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    • anti-hero

      Why?

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      • Holzman_67

        As a tycoon, I think he abuses his power and pushes his own political agenda through his many media outlets in immoral and illegal ways. I feel he is a modern day propaganda machine and his bias and effect on the public is dangerous in it's persuasion.

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        • anti-hero

          Not sure that is a death worthy infraction but fair enough.

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          • Holzman_67

            Oh sure I don't condone death or wish death upon him, but I wouldn't mourn his loss that's all I'm saying. I think his abuse of power and influence has caused alot of injust death in the world so I don't regard him for one second as an innocent. Crimes against humanity happen further up the heirachy than people think.

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  • westoptic

    I would kill a guy that lives 4 or 5 minutes away from me because he's an animal abuser. Other than that, there's no one who lives close enough to me that I want to murder. Anyone I want to kill is usually a country or so away from me, so realistically, it probably wouldn't happen.

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  • Couman

    As I understand it, all laws were suspended, not just laws against murder. Plenty of other fun crimes to commit.

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  • Shackleford96

    I feel like that movie premise had potential, but fell quite short...

    I don't think I'd be able to bring myself to kill anybody out of spite or even such pointless reasons that the movie gives. I don't let hatred affect me to that degree and even the people in my life that I dislike the most aren't deserving of that fate. At least, not by my hands anyway.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I would happily and very slowly kill the back surgeon that fucked my father up so badly with so many damn complications. I would of course like to request the help of a rapist, because I want to see someone anally rape that spineless little bastard. Sometimes I wonder if he might have been drinking or something, because he was 4 hours late for the surgery, anyway my father suffers from nerve damage and muscle atrophy. My mom saw the doctor being so late for surgery as a bad omen and begged my dad to leave the hospital and now he wishes he had listened to her.

    Yes, I want to kill that guy!I wanna kill that guy!

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    • anti-hero

      Turn the other cheek?

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      • DickwaffleTheGreat

        How about I smack you in that cheek? I would help you brutally torture that guy.

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        • anti-hero

          That's the point in turning the other cheek genius... what guy? I'm not torturing a guy. Are you talking to her now? Did you just switch over to her in the middle? You sir are a bright one.

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    • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

      This has convinced me that you are a non-nice individual. . .

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      • RoseIsabella

        Think what you will, I hate that guy for what he did to my dad!

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        • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

          You would torture and kill someone because of something they did unintentionally . . .

          This person didn't go in to the surgery hoping to damage your father. . .

          This is just disgusting.

          So much for theists and their superior morality.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Meh. I'm not actually going to do it. I'm just answering the question, being honest and expressing my feelings. You're just blowing it out of proportion, and looking to to make this about some stupid agenda of yours.

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            • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

              "I would happily and very slowly kill the back surgeon . . . I want to see someone anally rape that spineless little bastard. . . Yes, I want to kill that guy!I wanna kill that guy!"

              Your words, not mine. Religious comment aside, what about that is blown out of proportion?

              You seem depraved. You need to see someone about your emotions. It scares me knowing that there are people that can brush off such comments by saying, "oh, I was just hypothesizing, I didn't mean it." Bullshit.

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            • CountessDouche

              You're copping major shit today, aren't ya stabbypants?

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        • green_boogers

          I agree. There need to be consequences. Unfortunately, occasionally they may have to be lethal to protect patients in the future.

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          • RoseIsabella

            *slips a digit up nostril in search of magic nose dragons*

            I wish someone could fuck him up the way he fucked my dad up! I mean seriously, why was he several hours late? For all we know he could have been drinking or hungover. My dad should have listened to my mom, and left. People should always remember that doctors and lawyers are employed by and work for the patients and clients. I hope that guy gets in a car crash that cripples him! My parents should have sued him!
            :-'(

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    • slings_and_arrows

      Maybe it was the surgery that did it rather than that surgeon. He might have had the same problems with another surgeon?

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      • RoseIsabella

        I feel like it would have been better with a different surgeon. Sadly my dad was initially referred to a different, and very highly recommended surgeon, however he chose this one because he didn't have a long waiting list.
        :-'(

        Patience is a virtue! I've grown to truly hate impulsiveness and desperation.

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    • charli.m

      I'm not so sure Jesus wants to be your friend anymore...

      That's some serious jumps in logic. Yes, it's awful what happened to your dad, but fuck me...overboard much?

      My grandmother has had surgical complications. They happen. She's had to wait hours for surgery. The surgeon wasn't drunk, they were having to operate longer than expected on other patients. It happens.

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      • Riddler

        Hey.. That is the same logic as they used in the movie. So not so far from the film itself. Not that I agree with it.

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        • charli.m

          I haven't seen the movie and I can't tell what you're agreeing with.

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          • Riddler

            In the movie everyone was using the purge to kill people they felt has wronged them. Your boss gave you crappy hours at work you kill them. Your coworker cut you off in traffic you kill them. Some drunk idiot accidentally runs over your little boy you kill them. That pretty lady tenet you had rejects you every time you hit on her, well you might as well go and rape her.

            So this line of reasoning follows the reasoning in the movie. Its a little extreme but in the movie this was the motivation for killing people. I personally would have picked a better target than just killing everyone who has ever wronged me though. I also dont agree with the idea that people are allowed to kill for a night. As its hurting those who are innocent and I dont see why we are suppose to suffer because some psycho had to get a fix for a night.

            This is how the movie worked and this is the reason everyone killed. Purge one was set up more like a home invasion film where they show a family in the house protecting a homeless men from some guys who want to kill him. While Purge Anarchy(Purge Two) shows it from the city perspective and shows everyone in the town being murdered, gangs running around and than signs of people who were murdered for personal gain. An example is a nice suited gentlemen dead and tied to a wall with wire all bloody and in blood it said that he stole money from thousands and deserved to die.

            So the way they are talking is the way the people in the movie did. Not that I agree with that line of reasoning. I really hope nothing like this ever becomes a reality.

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            • charli.m

              Do you realise how insane you look, posting this calm, yet non sensical post, then the other bat shit crazy rants where you haven't even read what I've said, just run with your own agenda and gone and made yourself look like more of an idiot, plus mentally unstable to boot.

              I'll give you credit for not just deleting when someone calls you out, like you usually do, though. I thought you had, but I was wrong.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Hey, I'm just answering the question. As far as I'm concerned it's no worse than killing anyone else. I know it's not nice, but that guy really fucked my dad up bad. My dad used to run marathons, but now he walks all crooked, and needs a cane.

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        • charli.m

          ....and he's how old? Running is known to be bad for your joints...

          Sorry, I just can't reconcile murderous urges, hypothetical or not, with a supposedly Christian belief. Plus, you mention enlisting the help of a rapist...you think rapists are better people than a surgeon who may or may not have made an error in one instance and may have saved many others?

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          • TheMightyOz

            Consequences are needed to keep surgeons in line. A surgeon that was supposed to remove a kidney tumor lined up 40 interns to practice catheterizing me. He knew that I would suffer lifetime impotence as a result, and didn't care. He does this every year to an unlucky patient. Only a sniper bullet will protect people from him in the future.

            Because of him, my life is just pathetic.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Well, like I said before, I'm just answering the question. Sure, the question and my answer are both rather gruesome indeed, but I don't think this is meant to be taken seriously. Now if I got word that something terrible had in fact happened to the doctor I probably wouldn't celebrate, but I certainly wouldn't shed a tear over it either to completely honrest.

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  • Riddler

    All the politicians! If its legal they cant do shit and when the purge is over guess who rules the world? Thats right fuckers!

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    • anti-hero

      You would murder someone for disagreeing with your political views? What are you an isis member? You're so pathetic.

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      • Riddler

        No, and I never listed political view either you assumed it. Most politicians dont do their job half the time anyways. I dont understand why you have so much faith in the rich idiots. Besides in that movie the obvious solution would be to kill the politicians. They were the ones who said it was a good idea to let everyone kill for a night. It was also shown in that movie that the poorest most helpless people were being killed. If you remove the politicians you legally can and that means you have the ability to take power.

        You're obviously not very smart, or logical so this would not have occurred to you. Politicians created the purge so why not purge them for making the innocent people suffer? However this wont make sense in your black and white mindset as you are too much of a simpleton. Quit asserting bullshit! I never said we should kill people who dont agree with my politics. Most politicians are just useless and lazy and the ones in the movie were horribly corrupt.

        You are creating a fake argument which I never even made. If you want to attack my reasoning behind why they should be a target fine. However what you are asserting is a flat out lie.

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        • charli.m

          "You're obviously not very smart, or logical so this would not have occurred to you."

          Fuck, Alli...you need to stop with this shit, it just makes you look dumber and crazier. Why do you do this to yourself?

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          • Riddler

            The OP asked for our opinion of who we can kill. Hero is attacking me since they do not like my decision and accusing me of hating everyone who does not agree with my political view. I dont see why we are not allowed to express it. The OP was asking everyone's opinion. Tell me why you believe yours is better?

            You should both get off your high horse. I never said I hated everyone who did not agree with my political views. I simply think most politicians are not very competent and the ones in that movie were obviously the biggest immoral bastards. If they created the purge the solution is to kill the creators right? Its very simple. They are the cause. Destroy the cause and the problem will end. If you want to destroy someone else FINE but I dont think the OP expected us to agree! So fuck off you Australian whore.

            I dont want to hear about how fucking superior you think you are today! Its also obvious neither one of you paid attention to the movie. So I dont understand why you are commenting. This was explained in the MOVIE! A government that corrupt does not deserve anyone's sympathy! I dont know why you are so angered by the fact I believe that if this happened that they would be the enemy.

            However honestly there is a bunch of flaws with this concept as well but I did not feel like going over why this concept would not work. Simply told the OP what I would do but you dont like that since you believe everyone should agree and worship you.

            Considering something like this is hypothetical anyways I dont see why you expect it. Its not like we are discussing gun control so you really have no reason to bitch at me.

            FUCK OFF, I WILL NOT FALL TO YOUR SUPERIOR ATTITUDE AND WORSHIP YOU AS A MESSIAH! GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF BITCH.

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            • charli.m

              Wow. I didn't read all that, but what I read...you sure do make up a lot of shit to get angry at and get needlessly abusive about. You need to realise that normal people challenging your opinion doesn't mean they want you to die or think they're better than you. Unlike you, apparently.

              Please show me where I said my opinion or anything about me is superior. Or where I said you should "worship" me. Or where I said I watched the movie (hint: I specifically said I didn't...but you never let what anyone else said make a difference to what you want to rant about).

              See if you can do that without deleting, too.

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        • anti-hero

          Again, you back peddle and delete your comment. How pathetic.

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  • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

    I would not kill anyone.

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  • rjohnson483

    My father

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  • tangledupinblue

    I would kill some rapist and bullies and those guys that messed up the economy and got bonuses and then call us lazy .

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  • Arm0se

    Why isn't "An enemy" on there?

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    • Yea I was going to write frenemy

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    I am Kira.
    I punish the scum of the world, the criminals that prevent earth from being a perfect place.
    I will rule the perfect world that I am creating, but anyone who opposes me must also be punished. I am justice.

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