Who would win in a free-for-all fist fight?

out of these selected is it normal members who would most likely survive in a gladiator styled death match?

shuggy-chan 6
itduz 5
Johnnytherat 0
handsignals 4
Karmasbitch 3
Counterfeit.Circus 7
Tommythecat 2
bugsforbreakfast 2
Cuntsiclestick 15
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Comments ( 36 )
  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Fine, I didn't want to be mentioned anyway

    * rubs away a manly tear *

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    • Aw :) you know we all love you

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      • kingofcarrotflowers

        http://alltheragefaces.com/img/usercreated/4fe02d43a1535.png

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    • VirgilManly

      It's the Bantam Weight class so we weren't named.

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      • kingofcarrotflowers

        Pfft let's start are own, middleweight pussies ;)

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      • shuggy-chan

        Bantam weight =0 im 185 lbs that Middle weight thank you

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  • RainbowDischarge

    I cant pick because I don't know any of their fighting backgrounds or stats.

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    • shuggy-chan

      it Cuntsiclestick, she is one twisted sister, and had boobs

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      • charli.m

        Had??

        ...the fuck did you do to her???

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        • shuggy-chan

          honk honked her to almost death

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    • Well, I can hold my own, if that helps. :D

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  • anti-hero

    I have $5 that says Johnnytherat aka coolio aka stifler is the OP. Otherwise Johnnytherat wouldn't be a poll choice.

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    • charli.m

      This.

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    • Johnnytherat

      i like my nicknames :D

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  • NurseDiesel

    Smart of you not to mention me. Dirty diesel fuck some shit up brah. I been workin out k, like twice already. What what.

    I'm pleased to see cuntsicklestick with the most votes. I'd wrastle her fer sher. Mmhmm.

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  • peaceandlovebro

    You know the person who made this has to be one of the people listed..

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  • handsignals

    http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1295942/come

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    • davesumba

      You would win hands down.

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  • robbieforgotpw

    I'd gas u all into submission

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  • Shuggy-Chan all the way :D his 6 foot ninja self will be kicking some butt, I betcha.

    Or maybe ItDuz will pull some "Magnum" face from that movie Zoolander that will deflect all weapons haha

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx9O6q0pDAU

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    • anti-hero

      I am taller and heavier and sexier, don't lie to yourself.

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      • I feel like someone would call you countershit.jerkass and you'd go into rage mode

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        • anti-hero

          Jerkass was a cool guy.

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          • shuggy-chan

            for the record, in 6'3, not 6'

            also "jerkass" the less popular kickass knock off lol

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            • anti-hero

              Still taller and jerkass would be a great superhero.

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    • Nobody could defeat me with Magnum at my side. Nobody!

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      • One look? One look??! I dont think so!

        I love that stupid movie

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        • kingofcarrotflowers

          Have you ever thought that there might be more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking?

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          • He walks into the arena, "what is this, an arena for ants?"

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            • LOL! That actually sounds like a badass line a gladiator could of used.

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          • Is there? :|

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        • ":O Magnum!"

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  • Why am I on this list? I'm too pretty to wanna hit. :3

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  • handsignals

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7TkzqrAdE8&feature=kp

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  • Aliceee93

    Me. Im the fucking toughest here.

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  • thegypsysailor

    I'll win cause each fist will be holdin a sawed off.

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