Who would win in a fight superman or chuck norris

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I was in class and Mr.Poole had a Chuck Norris poster up. That got me thinking. Who would win, THE MAN OF STEEL or THE LEGENDARY ROUND HOUSE KICK. Superman has super powers so to make it fair Chuck Norris has 24 hours to find kryptonite. Superman can do anything to stop him but, he can't 1. hurt Chuck Norris in any way untill the fight 2. fly Chuck Norris to a different location when he is getting close. 3 freeze him untill the time is up or 4. try to destory the kryptonite before the fight.

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  • GuessWho
    12 years ago

    *The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
    *There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma
    *Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
    *Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
    *Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
    *Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
    *Chuck Norris and Superman used to train together. But, once Chuck Norris turned 1 year old he was just to much for the Man of Steel to handle.
    *Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

    Any Doubt?

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    • Ono
      12 years ago

      I heard his tears cure cancer. Pity he never cries.

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      • Carlosolrac
        11 years ago

        Yeah! Good for a man who lost his virginity b4 his dad.

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  • nobleserpent
    12 years ago

    Chuck Norris

    He may be tough but he can't stop me from finishing this sen

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  • samnjoshua
    11 years ago

    Chuck norris's blood is pure kryptonite! Superman will fly away crying like a baby.

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  • Santoslobo
    12 years ago

    This is like asking what happens if an object with infinite energy collides with an immovable object.

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  • GeorgeMcBob
    12 years ago

    Superman is vulnerable to kryptonite because it's what rocks turn into when Chuck Norris crushes them.

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  • GothamCityDiva
    12 years ago

    I don't know these people.

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  • ChuckNorr¡s
    11 years ago

    sup?

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  • Seustewart
    12 years ago

    Chuck Norris would win because Superman is kind of fictional. Now if Steven Segal showed up; that's a whole different story.

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  • myownopinions
    12 years ago

    Superman. There is no kryptonite on Earth so all he'd have to do is blow up any spaceships that could lead Chuck Norris to victory.

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    • ChuckNorr¡s
      11 years ago

      i can eat pancakes for breakfast and in ten minutes i crap out kriptonite

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  • TerryVie
    12 years ago

    It's a tie. Since superman can't stop Chuck before he gets some kryptonite, he will afterwards have to run like a sissy coward from him, which will be boring enough for chuck to just let him live.

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