Who would win in a fight

Just some stupid argument me and my friend had

Niko bellic 3
Batman 15
Nuclear explosion 24
I don't care 11
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  • Redcoats

    Batman. He'd have some kind of nuclear explosion repellant spray.

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  • dappled

    Two of your answers are fictional, which give them scope to do things normal humans can't do. I'm discounting Niko straight away because has no special skill beyond anyone else with a military background.

    So it's between Batman and the explosion. I guess the question should be about the scale of the explosion but, Batman being Batman, you can't imagine him being killed by anything. Because of that in-built indestructability (and because he's part of a fictional world where rules can be bent), I vote Batman.

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    • Shackleford96

      But, but, Niko Bellic has the amazing ability to stab hookers repeatedly, even after they are dead!

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      • Thepilotofepic

        True

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        • Shackleford96

          ;)

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  • mightymouse

    FOR CLARITY

    OPTION 1
    If you had said Nuclear Bomb/Missile then Batman would have won. He's a hero, and hero's vs unexploded bombs = hero's always win.

    OPTION 2
    However... you said Nuclear Explosion... Batman is human with no powers, and if the two were side by side (e.g. in a fight) and not hiding in a bunker somewhere... He would be vaporized like any other human.

    OPTION 3
    Any of my personal hero's would have won this battle easily though. Total co-incidence that all three are doctors...

    DOCTOR WHO (Nothing can beat a Timelord)
    DOCTOR MANHATTEN (God-like power)
    DOCTOR STRANGE (Magic.. I mean COME ON!)

    Seriously... Do I win? :)

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    • imagirldealwithit123

      Totally docter who

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      • Thepilotofepic

        Lol

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        • imagirldealwithit123

          wait docter Who? XD my brother kept asking that

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  • I don't care would obviously win, he is badass.

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  • Hey, Meshell. It is me, Neeeeko, Neeeko BelLick.

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    • Thepilotofepic

      I hate mitchel shes a lieing bitch

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      • I know right.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    Fuck yeah! It's about time someone recognized my greatness!

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    • Thepilotofepic

      What are you talking about

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      • Avant-Garde

        Her secret identity is Batman.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    niko belic would bore everyone to death. such a boring character

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    • Thepilotofepic

      Wat kind of drugs u doing nikos awesome

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      • Terence_the_viking

        niko is flat like a bottle of coke that has been left open for 69 hours

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        • Thepilotofepic

          Why 69 pervert

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          • Terence_the_viking

            thanks for noticing have a nice day

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  • imagirldealwithit123

    your face would win ^-^

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    • Thepilotofepic

      Wow it Is pretty sexy

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      • imagirldealwithit123

        LOL....›o‹

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        • Thepilotofepic

          You know you want it

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          • imagirldealwithit123

            -swings hips- I'LL TELL YA WHAT I REALLY,REALLY WANT! is..yeah still your face

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  • "Feel the power of the Dark Side!"

    ^The last words Batman would ever hear in this world.

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