Who would win in a fight?

A vegetarian

i fuckin love asparagus

i broil it in olive oil salt & pepper at least four times a week

and as a bonus im never lackin rubber bands

try that with your precious pineapples

Pineapple is one of the greatest thing to ever exist on this planet. Life would be boring and isn't as exciting without this majestic fruit around.

The answer is obvious.

In a public restroom asparagus destroys pineapple.

Pineapple without a doubt will win.

Pineapples tenderizing juices will melt asparagus. Win.

same here, I like paste too

Pineapple pickers get their hands burnt from the acid or somwthing like that. Its so acidic it burns you. So asparagus gets melted.