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Who would win in a fight? Pineapple or Asparagus?
A vegetarian
i fuckin love asparagus
i broil it in olive oil salt & pepper at least four times a week
and as a bonus im never lackin rubber bands
try that with your precious pineapples
Pineapple is one of the greatest thing to ever exist on this planet. Life would be boring and isn't as exciting without this majestic fruit around.
And the logistics of how a pineapple can only be 2$ when it takes 3 years to grow a single pineapple from the plant (top of the pineapple) is amazing.
Damn! Now, you make me appreciate the existence of pineapple more than ever.
The answer is obvious.
In a public restroom asparagus destroys pineapple.
I never eat asparagus.
Pineapple without a doubt will win.
Pineapples tenderizing juices will melt asparagus. Win.
same here, I like paste too
Pineapple pickers get their hands burnt from the acid or somwthing like that. Its so acidic it burns you. So asparagus gets melted.