Who would win in a fight?

If they all fought each other, who'd be champion and why?

Barbera Walters 4
Steve Carrell 4
Simon Cowell 11
Sharon Osborne 9
George Bush 13
Monica Lewinsky 1
Michael Moore 2
Rosie O'Donnell 5
I'll pick my own. (They can't be blatantly fit or powerful) 13
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Comments ( 24 )
  • anti-hero

    This poll would be more fun with IIN users.

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    • Captain_Kegstand

      That would be awesome!!!

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    • iEatZombies_

      Good idea. I'll get on it. =]

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      • anti-hero

        Sweet, I wanna be in the IIN Battle Royale!

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        • iEatZombies_

          Done and done.

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          • anti-hero

            I see that haha

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            • iEatZombies_

              LOL

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  • If Rosie O'Donnell and Micheal Moore skipped a few meals, lets say breakfast, mid-breakfast, snack time, lunch, afternoon milk and cookies, and could make it all the way through to 4 or even 5 in the afternoon they could, together, eat all or most of the rest of the list.

    Failing that just sitting on the other choices would probably work for either of them as well.

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  • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

    Um, duh, CHARLY SHEEN HE'LL BE WINNING!

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  • coolio75650932

    *leans back in chair smoking a ruban cigar* two words: Chuck-Norris

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  • ShegoxKimObsession

    Robert Downy Jr. twelve years ago

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  • Wendell

    Steve Carrell would win, if armed with a trident

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  • SMALLS

    jimmy mcmillen or the guy who threw his shoes at bush

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    I was going to go with Sharon Osborne because I bet that chick can go plain ape shit, but she is getting a little older so now I don't know who to pick!

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    • Sharon Osborne would still kill the people on that list. Her father was one of the hardest guys around and apparently she's no different.

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      • Captain_Kegstand

        I actually just looked up her dad, and learned a good bit about Don Arden. I had no idea, interesting though.

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        • In Ozzy's book he says how shit scared he was of him, and that Don kept a loaded gun in his desk at all times. That he'd seen him hit sharon, only to be punched right back by her!

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  • AssBurgers

    Charlie Sheen, he wins here, there & everywhere.

    #bi-winning.

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  • Corleone

    Rosie O'Donnell. People always get suicidal near her.

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  • SLAYERoftheWICKED

    i picked Michael Moore,because he could just sit on everyone XD

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  • They should all make a fight club and fight each other. That would be so much fun to watch and I wouldn't care who won. They could have Sara Palin as a guest fighter and Rosie O'Donnell and Sharon Osborne can kick her ass. Good times :D

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    • iEatZombies_

      You know, I thought Monica could get a couple of votes for shits and giggles.
      Fight club could be useful. =>

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      • I never understood why she came forth about the cock-sucking. What were her motives?

        Who are these people fighting, by the way. Each other?

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        • iEatZombies_

          Maybe she got paid.
          Yes they are.

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