Who wants to sit on santa's lap this year?
Have you been good? You been naughty? Santa knows! And he's coming for you, naughty IINormers!!! Beware!
Merry Xmas everyone! Ho Ho Ho! <3
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Have you been good? You been naughty? Santa knows! And he's coming for you, naughty IINormers!!! Beware!
Merry Xmas everyone! Ho Ho Ho! <3
Um no. My brother in law often dresses as Santa for the kids in the family since he has the body shape to match but I have no desire to sit on a loud, drunk, redneck.
Santa always had a bulge, but I don't ever think that I noticed it as a duckling...
I don't want to give him the satisfaction. I don't want to feel his thick dancing worm vibrating against my thigh as it desperately tries to find a way out of his shoddily made pants... Don't be coy. We all know the kind of stuff that goes down with a Christmas Tree...