Who stole my meat?

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I had some leftover steak I was planning on eating last night and it vanished.

I feel like I have to solve the mystery in order to be able to get over my anger.

I know it won't bring my steak back but I want to yell at whoever did it. It *could* have been me and I just forgot, but how do you forget eating a steak? I don't think it was me. I checked my teeth carefully for any steak-looking particles and found none. Problem is, I live alone.

The possible theft occurred between 12-2AM last night.

So who the fuck took my steak and how did this happen?

You were drunk, you ate it and don't remember. 2
It was Colonel Mustard, in the kitchen, with the knife. 1
The fridge troll took it. 2
Someone broke in and committed the most fruitless burglary ever. 2
Peta took it. 0
Ghosts did it. 1
Definitely aliens. Definitely. 0
Other (comment) 1
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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    I liberated it and released it back into the wild!

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    11 years ago

    Confucius say: ''If you steal man's steak, you stab man with steak knife''

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  • GuessWho
    11 years ago

    It was me!
    I hired a ninja to steal it so that I could see what interesting poll choices you'd come up with.

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    I wondered why I felt so full when I woke up. Sorry, sometimes I just can't control myself.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Colonel Mustard? Is that you?

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  • drugsrbadmkay
    11 years ago

    Refrigerator goblins, "nobody beats our meat".

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    There is no such thing as 12-2am at night.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      So what are you saying, my meat never truly existed because I'm not part of the real world due to my skewed perception of time? AM is PM, up is down, meat is imaginary.

      I'll tell ya what, if I ever do get any meat again I'm going to eat it all at once so this never happens again.

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      • anti-hero
        11 years ago

        haha IDK why that made me laugh.

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        • dappled
          11 years ago

          Me too. The OP is a funny one! I was going to comment about your comment being even more pertinent because the clocks go back between midnight and 2am, but I was enjoying the OP's comment so much that I forgot.

          Oh, and now I just remembered and posted this.

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