Who's the biggest cookies thief?

I was going to make this so people could pick one of my options but i want here yours.
So who do you think steals the most cookies?
I'd love to hear your opinions.

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Based on 35 votes (23 yes)
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Comments ( 28 )
  • iin2want2know

    My computer has tons of cookies :-)

    But seriously, I would have to say I'm quite the cookie burglar. I've found that they always taste better when they've been lifted.

    Bwa bwa bwa *twisting mustache evilly*

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    • Devyn

      *bugler

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      • iin2want2know

        If you are gonna correct my spelling you better know what you are talking about.

        I indeed have the correct spelling my confused friend :-P

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        • Devyn

          Who would seriously want to burgle cookies, when you could bugle cookies.

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  • <_<..........>_>............'_'

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  • howaminotmyself

    It's a toss up between my cat, and my husband.

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  • bananaface

    Huh? I don't know:S. Has there been some sort of widespread cookie stealing going on or something?

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    • shuggy-chan

      guilty as charged

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      • bananaface

        Shhhhh! What are you playing at, you muppet:O? You're not supposed to admit to your crimes on a post where the OP is looking for the thief! Just act innocent, they'll never know a thing shuggah:P!

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        • shuggy-chan

          oh wait i thought cookies was code for virginity, nevermind

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          • bananaface

            Hahaha, the thought of "cookies" being code for virginity is really cracking me up for some reason! Terrible:P.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Cookie Monster's alter-ego, The Cookie Bugler.

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    • Charmo

      How does one bugle with a cookie?

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      • Avant-Garde

        Its really quite easy! What you do is put the cookie on your head and wear it as a charming little hat. Then, you whip your bugle out, press it to your lips, blow on the opening and let the music erupt from within you. I used to do this all the time in past and I became quite famous for it too!

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        • NormalIsOverratedBeANinja

          What has the internet done to my poor innocent mind...

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  • cigs

    browser cookies i like chocolate chip cookies

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    • Avant-Garde

      I read that as "Bowser". Lol.

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      • cigs

        My wonder why.

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  • disfunkshinal

    Are we talking about real cookies anymore?

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    • cigs

      i wondered about that my self.

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  • Ejay

    Oh for the love of...shuggy you filthy dog you, i like my "cookies" hot and soft.

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  • dodongos

    Probably Horatio Caine.

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  • johnathan

    Genger Bread Man

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  • NothingxCrazy

    I have yet to catch them.

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  • dappled

    I've plundered a few in my time!

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Shupi Chandagewra Uki Uki Waa Waa.

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