Who's role would you want?

If you could remove any actor or actress from any movie, and replace them with yourself, what role in what movie would you want? Either because you think it would be awesome to play that part or because you think you would do it a lot better. Whatever the reason, whatever the role, tell me :) I'm still thinking about it. This could take a while......

I'll tell you right now 8
I'm not telling you anything! 5
let me ponder this 18
does porn count? 33
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  • dappled

    It's a good question. I could spend all night thinking about this.

    Okay, in ten minutes, I've just come up with at least fifty answers. As a snap judgement, I going to say the first thing that came to mind.

    Edward Scissorhands.

    Anyone need a haircut?

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    • My word nerd poll was not approved. At least you and one other got to appreciate it before it was kicked into cyberspace :(

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      • dappled

        Aww, another great post lost on the field of battle. I really hoped that one would get through. :/

        At least your post and my answer died at the same time. They can keep each other company. :)

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    • EndlessSuffering

      I need a mohawk :3

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      • dappled

        lol, you like giving challenge, don't you? Luckily for you, one of my little fingers dispenses hairspray and the other one glue (for those really serious ones).

        The one thing I can't do is colour it for you, but I can pass you over to my esteemed colleague Johnny Dyefingers for that. :D

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        • EndlessSuffering

          I want blue =D

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    • knife

      very good choice i love that movie

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  • Sylar from heroes, just so I can have his power.

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    • Anime7

      His character was pretty awesome.

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      • I think it's debatable. Near the later seasons he became quite child like. He went from stone cold killer, seeking out others like a predator of superhumans, to emotional with family issues.

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        • Anime7

          I agree. When he started becoming interested in the lightning girl (don't know her name) he sort of lost his enticement as a character. In the beginning I thought he was he was cool but ya he did lose his edge when he started to become emotional. Although, that time traveling Asian kid was pretty cool. He was never lame because he never really changed as a character.

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          • 100% agreed. I think her name was Elle, that or Ellie.

            Yeah, I thought Hiro was quite a good character for the show.

            My favorites on the show would have to be Sylar, Nathan, and Adam (Kensie).

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            • Anime7

              Nathan was peter's brother right? He could fly really fast and became a badass as the series progressed. I don't know who Adam is though.

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  • NoraBaker

    Tyler Durden!

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    • Captain_Kegstand

      You jerk ;) now I have to think of a new one!

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    • Except for when he shoots himself in the face.

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    • anti-hero

      Which one, Ed or Brad?

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      • NoraBaker

        Brad Pitt, that was the whole point!

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        • anti-hero

          But they were one in the same.

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  • seekanddestroy

    Tyler Durden

    Kyser Soze \m/

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  • naomi watts in King Kong, that gorilla is adorable

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  • sassafrassi

    Hayley Stark - Hard Candy

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  • It's in the eyes! She is hot though.

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  • AssBurgers

    Tom from (500) Days of Summer, just so I could taste Zooey's sweet lips.

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    • She looks like shes got down syndrome though.

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      • AssBurgers

        :O

        ARE YOU ON CRACK!?

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  • Sam the Orangutan from "Dunston Checks In"...oh oh, or Jack the chimpanzee from "MVP : Most Valuable Primate"

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  • TerryVie

    I'd remove Mark Hamill from the Original Star Wars Trilogy.

    No specific reason it had to be a male "lead".
    So, i'd be a female Lucia Skywalker and try and get it on with Harrison Ford as Han Solo in the movie.
    (now, if i could also exchange Leia for another person, we can keep the original plotline!)

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  • Juicedrink

    maybe bellatrix from harry potter

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    Norman Reedus from Bookdock Saints. How bad ass would that be?!?!

    (that or harry potter because he gets to make out with emma watson, most beautiful woman in the world)

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  • anti-hero

    Fredo from Godfather II.

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  • Anime7

    How about a television show? If so, then I would love to be Buffy and slay vampires. I don't think I'm a good actor but I envy her life. Her life is never monotonous.

    If I had to pick a movie character, I'd have to go with Tyler Durden from Fight Club. Maybe it's because of how volatile I feel, but being in a club that's meant to relieve stress sounds nice right now.

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    • NoraBaker

      He's taken. >:(

      Lol

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      • Anime7

        Sorry.

        Alright then I'll stick with Buffy.

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        • NoraBaker

          I'm jk. :D
          Good to see you. I wanted Shackle96 here to reenact a dialogue we had with an OP of a story that wasn't approved. "I hate anime", or something to that effect.

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          • Anime7

            Good to see you to. I think Shackleford would love to reenact. I didn't read the story though, kind of wish I did, but I've heard enough reasons to not like anime (mostly from girl).

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            • NoraBaker

              Then OP asks something like "What? So you like it?"
              And I show up: "I like him too! :) "
              OP goes: "No, anime is not a person, it's a cartoon"

              We're trolls, >:( Shackle'n'Nora ):<

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            • Shackleford96

              Ah, this is a little embarrassing now, as I don't remember exactly what I said... I was mainly kind of being a smart-ass to the OP in a way that basically avoided the question but was actually in the form of a compliment to yourself good sir :)

              It read something like 'No, it's not normal. Anime7 is a pretty cool guy :P'

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  • nobleserpent

    Idk...I like just being me to be honest :P

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  • Java

    Sarah Jane from Imitation of Life, so I could treat Annie how a mother/woman like her SHOULD be treated.

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  • BettyBoobs

    Mina from Coppola's Dracula

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