Who's got the best free napkins?

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Which restaurant chain has the best napkins for use as emergency TP?

It's the only way I can have 'spare', I always run out of TP, it's a fact of my life that I have come to terms with and choose to deal with by now using FREE NAPKINS!!

See, there's certain things in life that I expect to be free and refuse to pay for, and napkins is one of them. That's another story, though. (wanna hear it?)

I'm only listing restaurants in MY town that give out free napkins unconditionally, obviously, so you MUST choose from the list!!

And remember, this is for ass-wiping only, not for faces or any other such wasteful nonsense (that's what sleeves are for), so keep that in mind when voting.

McDonalds 7
Wendy's 6
Taco Bell 4
Subway 17
Burger King 3
Quiznos 2
Pizza Hut 6
Arby's 1
Dairy Queen 0
KFC 6
Sonic 4
I have no clue, just tell your other story about 'free shit'. 42
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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    WhoCares. It's a chain of fine dining opening near you!

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  • Wendell
    11 years ago

    Subway is the best since they have nutrition facts on them and it is always interesting to read

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  • musiciswithinmysoul
    11 years ago

    YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE FORKS

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  • negasphere
    11 years ago

    There's no such thing as "free" in this life. It's all paid for somehow. Inescapable fact.

    And, do be aware that devoid of a "context" the term napkin can mean something VASTLY different depending on country.

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  • The_Rаpe_Man
    11 years ago

    I do.

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  • davesumba
    11 years ago

    i guess if you want legitimately free wiping paper then i'm not sure what napkin, but i take TP from hotels, college dorms/buildings, public restrooms and what not.

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  • NothingxCrazy
    11 years ago

    From my experience, they all seem to be the same quality..

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  • ForMyPeaceOfMind
    11 years ago

    They're all the same to me! I have a collection of napkins from fast food chains, I don't have to run to the store for napkins for along time!

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    11 years ago

    buy single-pack tissues?

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  • BurnaBaby27
    11 years ago

    Quizno's napkins are rough as hell, I have some sitting on my island right now. Subway's are kind of soft though, and they're big. Use them :}.

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  • Mellifluous
    11 years ago

    I have no clue. Next time I'm in one of those places I'll be sure to check out the napkins. What's the other story?

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    Start using a water hose for your bum?

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    I like to wipe my ass with Taco Bell napkins. They are already brown.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      But, being brown, doesn't that make it harder to tell when you're done wiping? I might over-wipe with those, ending up in the same boat here, with a sore ass feeling sorry for my dumb self.

      I can't afford any mistakes here!! This is HELL!! You never realize how much you use your buttcheeks and buttcrack until you've chafed it beyond recognition. Fucking thing feels like a struck match.

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      • anti-hero
        11 years ago

        I don't know who you are but I like the cut of your jib.

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        ...and looks like the flag of Japan.

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