Who's better: chuck norris, or charlie sheen?

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Chuck Norris 115
Charlie Sheen 72
Who are these people? 33
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  • Faceless
    12 years ago

    Gary Fuckin Busey!

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    • kingofcarrotflowers
      10 years ago

      He and Chuck teamed up, he was on an extremely offensive (unintentionally) episode of walker texas ranger in which a mentally handicapped girl who was in what they named the special olympics witnessed a murder, the episode was called "special witness". It's sad I know that

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    • dappled
      12 years ago

      That guy is a legend. Makes the Sheenmaster 2000 look like an absolute beginner.

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      • Faceless
        12 years ago

        Read about Gary Busey facts. Theyre like Chuck Norris facts but randomly insane adlib crazy.

        Gary Busey doesnt trust whiteout because he doesnt trust anything made by Aryans.

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  • myweirdself16
    12 years ago

    chuck norris has always been the best. get with it. ;)

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  • Frankzappa90
    12 years ago

    I choose Chuck for the sake of my own health, and I pity anyone who chose sheen cause they shall feel the anger of the true and only chuck fuckin norris

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  • Tehboss
    12 years ago

    chuckie is a newb martial artist charlie sheen does weakass drugs whilebangin whores .... both loosers in mah book

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  • BabyGirl92
    12 years ago

    Charlie Sheen sucks the cock of Chuck Norris.

    He's Chuck's little bitch.

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    • norcalbuddha
      12 years ago

      laughing...love it!

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  • 343Boy
    12 years ago

    Richard Dean Anderson.

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  • Sheisdelirium
    12 years ago

    Charlie Sheen, he's Bi-winning.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Charlie Sheen all the way. Last time I checked Chuck Norris doesn't have tigers blood running through his veins, packing more drugs than Rite-Aide, or overall winning!

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  • DandyElfman
    10 years ago

    I pick Charlie Sheen. That guy is hilarious. It is kind of sad he is so wasted/high all the time. Someone needs to get this guy some help. He is one of the funniest guys I have ever seen. I guess in real life he has the same issues as his character. He needs some real anger management and drug rehab not just a show. Charlie sheen get some help please. I love watching you on tv. Two and a half men is nothing without you. I don’t really know a lot about chuck Norris and I think his name sounds like a cheesy action hero out of an old video game. I think if he went by Charles not nick I would not hate hearing about him.. Nothing against the guy but I really hate his name and his lame jokes. All I know is he was trained by bruce lee if I got that right. I love bruce and thinks he seemed like a cool guy. Too bad he is dead now.

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  • Piledriver
    12 years ago

    Sheen would kill him in laughter. (By just living his everyday life.)

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    • coolio75650932
      11 years ago

      Some guy:Depends on weither its on water or land.

      me:Pffffffffft well since shuck norris can walk on water and swim through land...

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    *head explodes from amazing question*

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