Who is the least funny comedian?

Sometimes I don't know how some of these "famous" comedians get work!

Wanda Sykes 8
Carrot Top 11
Kathy Griffin 9
Carlos Mencia 8
Dane Cook 24
Bill Engvall 1
Gallagher 2
Howie Mandel 7
Billy Crystal 0
Sarah Silverman 9
Ralphie May 3
Other (Add a comment) 11
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  • dane cook boooooooooooo

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  • lc1988

    Without even reading the choices, carrot top popped into my head and hooray! it was one of the choices

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  • MortalKombatFan1

    Where the fuck is Rob Schneider?

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    • TotalAspie

      I was wondering the same thing!! It should be made international law to forbid recording that unfunny talentless swine with any sort of recording devices. (This includes recording so much as still pictures!)

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      • TotalAspie

        LOL I got a thumbs down! That had to have come from Rob Schneider, because we all know for a fact he doesn't have any fans! :-D

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  • Who_Fan4Life

    You could list any comedian that's ever existed, because there are people out there who don't like the person. But the people listed here are in the upper echelon of shittyness; well done job on the list.

    Although I hate the likes of Dane Cook, Carrot Top and Howie Mandel etc, I really despise Sarah Silverman. I honestly don't know how someone could find that lady funny...at all. I haven't heard one funny comment come out her her mouth.

    The grand prize goes to Silverman!

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  • I hate carrot top and Dane cook. But Kathy griffin and Wanda Sykes are better than the other choices.

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  • imacomputer

    as soon as i saw the title....i thought WANDA SYKES!!!!!! and then there she was as an option. Nice. Glas I'm not the only one. Most of the rest suck too but..Billy? He's cool right? City Slickers? Throw Mama from the Train?

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  • mizeka

    Don't know any of them... :| Well three names sound familiar but can't remember their faces.

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  • disthing

    Out of all of them I've only ever heard of Sarah Silverman. Maybe because I'm from the UK.

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    • Well consider yourself lucky then that you haven't heard of any of these hacks...

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  • Frankie Boyle. What a nasty piece of work, being a bully isn't at all funny.

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  • SaintPhoeniix

    Every American comedian isn't funny. Americans don't really get humour. But through personal choice, Chris Rock.

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    • 343Boy

      Or is it that you don't get American humor?

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      • SaintPhoeniix

        UK humour is more sophisticated and well, funny.

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        • Heterarch

          Mr. Bean is amazing, Rowan's sketches and so forth are always great!!

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          • Gravy

            Little Britain, funniest show since BlackAdder.

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            • Mando

              Love Black Adder - I hardly get Bean ... but he has such a following. ? Oh well....! I'll have to look for Little Britain - thanks for the tip.

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        • 343Boy

          Sophisticated, how so?

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        • TotalAspie

          That's UK humour at it's best... At the norm, UK humour is as dry as an old shoe.

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    • yah thats why we have bill hicks,george carlin,and just about all the good comedians right? Sorry you foreign racist fuck,american wins this one too

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  • 4392Moron

    Jerry Seinfeld and Robin Williams.

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    • Ohhh, yeah, Robin Williams...good one! I can't believe I forgot him, shame on me!

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  • Gravy

    Never heard of any of them, besides Billy Crystal and he's about as funny as a 4 car garage. On offence, but Americans are the only ones that watch American comedy. The rest of the world watch British comedy (I'm not from the UK).

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  • metallover1991

    Dane Cook is HORRIBLE!

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  • EbonySheep

    I LOVE Wanda Sykes. She's clever! Dane Cook, on the other hand, while he has his moments, generally just says vulgar things and expects them to be funny. They usually aren't.

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  • TotalAspie

    I checked Carlos Mencia because he was exposed for being unoriginal. Although those few ads he did for Bud Light were pretty funny. I'll even admit to watching a few episodes of Mind of Mencia and laughing at some of the jokes.

    As much as Carrot Top is a psychotic clown who needs on-stage props more than Pee Wee Herman (and yet is still not that funny), at least I never heard any accusations of him being unoriginal.

    But really, the un-funniest comic in the whole world would have to be Rob Schneider! Fer cryin' out loud, he's even less funny than Paulie freakin' Shore!!

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  • 343Boy

    Regardless of you finding them funny or not, most of these comics make millions of people laugh through their intentional methods. So obviously they are funny to certain demographics. Remember that comedy usually appeals to something like the lowest common denominator.

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  • I_steal_free_bread

    Eddie Murphy

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  • I have an answer: through the flattering medium of TV!

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