Who hates autocorrect?

It's 4 am and I just got woken up by a text message that said "Decatur! Hippie you are good!" What the fuck, autocorrect? Sometimes you make me look like an idiot; sometimes you make me look vastly smarter than I am. Does autocorrect do more harm than good? How do you feel?

I hope autocorrect gets slow stomach cancer and dies 17
I don't care about autocorrect because it's not made of Cheetos 13
If it was legal, I'd marry autocorrect 2
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  • gummy_jr

    I ducking hate it sometimes

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  • dom180

    I don't like technology doing things for me which are easier for me to just do myself, like going back and correcting my own mistakes. It's counter-intuitive.

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  • I always deactivate it but I do use spell check which lets me know if a word isn't spelled correctly because I am actually an awful speller.

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  • i agree i want it shot into space

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  • AnonIINUser

    You do know that you can turn off autocorrect on your iOS device?

    1. Tap on the Settings app.
    2. Tap on General.
    3. Scroll down and tap on Keyboard.
    4. Look for Auto-Correction, take it off. (White = Off) (Green = On)

    I don't see why so many complain about this instead of just removing it.

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  • Couman

    It's funny when it happens to other people, but I have it turned off on my own phone. I used to enjoy damnyouautocorrect.com quite a bit but they web 2.0ized the site and it kind of sucks now.

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  • Nancy_willington

    In iOS 8 you can turn if off hallelujah

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    It's pretty annoying. It seems to enjoy auto correcting my last name to a completely different word.

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    • shuggy-chan

      changes it form cunticlestikc to candlestick i bet =P

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Lol. Actually, it recognizes the word cuntsiclestick due to me typing it in so many times. I actually can't remember what it used to auto correct it to.

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        • shuggy-chan

          hahah i think alot of your phones autocorrects would scare people lol =P

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            I have typed things that would make a giraffe produce maple syrup out of it's scrotum in fear. Those pancakes need some sort of topping, right?

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            • shuggy-chan

              well you know nothing is as tasty as fresh fear cum from a tall, lanky, shug- i mean giraffe

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  • Aliceee93

    Yeh my phone likes 'ducking' instead of 'fucking' ;)

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    • shuggy-chan

      wanna go ducking

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      • Irony of all ironies- I just posted this story and now I'm trying to explain to the bf why I sent him a sext saying I wanted to strike his cock instead of stroke it...duck you, autocorrect.

        Lol - look at all you regs blowing up my notices with your banter!

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      • Aliceee93

        Lets go ducking.

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        • shuggy-chan

          QUACK QUACK

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  • DangerousPotatoGuy

    You OP, you hate autocorrect.

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  • GreyWulfen

    I see no good reason to use autocorrect, unless you are dyslexic.

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  • ExoticMayanSaturday

    It's a love hate relationship but I'd rather have it because everyone has autocorrect just about so if you put something stupid people usually are like "oh must be auto correct because that doesn't...it just doesn't..." :)

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