Who are best trollers?

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And what were their best troll stories?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    jim jones and l ron hubbard

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Salmon fishermen are by far the best trollers. Tuna fishermen use nets or bait to fish with.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    8 years ago

    Andy Kaufman

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago

    The best troll is cellulite. It knows I wanted to wear a bikini bottom and decided to stick around despite exercise, keeping hydrated, using cellulite reducing creams, and massages. I look in the mirror and it mocks me every freaking time!

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    • mystery7
      8 years ago

      cellulite can be sexy too

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        8 years ago

        Thank you, but Believe me, it's not.
        :(

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        • mystery7
          8 years ago

          Well that depends. For example, there is someone I am really attracted to, yet I know she has cellulite. But because the cellulite is part of HER, somehow it has become sexy.

          So, if someone is really into you, and really loves you for the beautiful woman you truly are, they will totally look past a little bit of cellulite.

          Hope that makes sense.

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          • Cuntsiclestick
            8 years ago

            Thank you. It does make sense.
            :)

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    • Redcoats
      8 years ago

      Most the time cellulite is a mineral deficiency, you should try taking multi-vitamins (:

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        8 years ago

        Thank you very much for the advice I do appreciate it. I already am taking different vitamins and minerals that are supposed to help reduce it. The only reason I even got grade four cellulite in the butt and upper legs is because I stupidly got obese in a short amount of time (200 pounds)and lost the weight. That stuff didn't start to show up on my legs until recently(it probably didn't help that my weight kept going from 117 to 130 constantly) The reduction creams seem to do nothing for me and cosmetic procedures are WAY out of my budget. Lol I guess I just have to live with it.

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        • Redcoats
          8 years ago

          One thing I use, and you may find something similar, is the cream women use for stretch marks when they get pregnant. It contains Vitamin E, Collagen and Elastin.

          I bought it for my ridiculous stretch marks I have on my arms and legs. I went through a stage where I was body building and my muscles expanded to quickly for my skin. Now I'm permanently stuck with these marks ):

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          • Cuntsiclestick
            8 years ago

            Curse the body's ability to permanently mark itself after change! :(
            I shall plot my revenge!

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  • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll
    8 years ago

    one upon a time there was an alien composed of pure evil. When a crew of other aliens decided to survey his planet, he killed one. Why? Because he wanted to see how the other aliens would react. This alien was Armus and he was the first troll. Even before Iago.

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