Which would you rather have?

I will go with the 3rd option, blow job.

I have IBS, so I deal with both of these.
Honestly, I would rather have constipation.
When I have my episodes of diarrhea, they usually last for about 4 days and I have the urge to go every 3 minutes,
which is not fun, especially when I'm trying to sleep.

Constipation might be bad too,
but it's less trouble to deal with.

I already tend to be constipated so Diarrhea at times, would be considered a godsend. Whenever, I think about having diarrhea my thought immediately go back to a few news ago when I was sick, possibly with a stomach virus, and I had explosive diarrhea. As much as it was great to be cleaned out, it was also very painful and never-ending. As you can see they are pros and cons to this equation. How long would each choice last?

Why was my comment deleted?

Neither?

Constipation. Diarrhea would leave me unable to work due to the fact that I work with food on a daily basis. I'd be a health violation or something, so they'd send me home. I cant make cookies and pastries if I have to shit constantly anyway.