Which would you rather do?

When you're in a crowded elevator in a very tall office building, which would you rather do?

Rant about your fear that "smart toasters" are taking over the world?	32
Lead the group in a wonderful camp song?	32
Wiggle your butt while humming Wild Thing?	43
Begin having a loud argument with the voices in your head?	63
Sing the Afghan National Anthem with a crooked smile?	25
Fart sneakily and look angrily at another person as tho s/he did it?	90
Do a sports commentary based on a 1948 Dodgers game?	16
Cough loudly and wetly without covering your mouth?	30
Wave your hands, wiggle your elbows while gnashing your teeth?	8
Masticate publicly?	61
Fart loudly and proudly?	45

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Darkoil

12 years ago | pl

Press every single button so that the elavator stops on every floor.

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mateo

12 years ago | pl

introduce myself to the strangers,shake their hans and be like "funny fact about me,i contracted aids fro a hooker in vegas,but you know what they say about vegas,huh..huh am i right!(wait for high fives).

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  Mateo! That's sooooo funny! LOL. Totally. Thank you.
  
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- meg7722
  
  12 years ago
  
  I officially love you!!! xD
  
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  - mateo
    
    12 years ago
    
    awwwwww.........thanks....im blushing
    
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- dalmationUntoyourSoul
  
  11 years ago
  
  you know what they say about aids. you can't get it from high fives unless you are both wounded.
  
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[Old Memory]

12 years ago | pl

Sing the batman theme song out loud and bop my head as if listening to everyday music.

Laugh loudly at a good ol' memory of mine and then look at the person next to me and go 'Ahh man you should've been there.'

Say the phrase 'Nigga say WHAT?!' over and over again in different ways.

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- lilsouthernbell
  
  12 years ago
  
  I like these answers wayyyy more. Awesome there, "youre weird" guy.
  
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[Old Memory]

12 years ago | pl

Fart silently then look at someone angrily :)

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Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

12 years ago

Masticate publicly!!

Hell I'm planning to masticate in public tonight. Well as soon as my BF gets off the phone.

I'm going to masticate some tasty fish! Probably at Captain D's or LJS... whichever one we hit.

mmmm public mastication is fun. ;)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  I love it when you talk dirty to me!
  
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  - Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    
    12 years ago
    
    We both chose to masticate in public last night. He had some fish and chips and I had a sampler.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      12 years ago
      
      That's funny, you don't look Chewish!
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        12 years ago
        
        PS. I love your username! Poetry!
        
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AngAnders112

12 years ago

Ugh. More reasons I hate elevators. Yuck.

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tentacleTherapist

12 years ago

I wish you put an 'other' option, because I'd rather sing the batman theme over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and again.

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- tentacleTherapist
  
  12 years ago
  
  "Fart sneakily and look angrily at another person as tho s/he did it?"
  
  is pretty funny though :B
  
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kismetie

12 years ago

Wild Thang (;

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Anonymous Post Author

12 years ago

You forgot: "Mumble something about the body being too hard to lift out of the trunk."

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- [Old Memory]
  
  12 years ago
  
  Are you talking to yourself?
  
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  - ThroughRock
    
    12 years ago
    
    I think he was trying to pose as another user replying to his poll but ticked the "write anonymously" box accidentally.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      12 years ago
      
      Actually, I was trying to pose as YOU Senor ThroughRock, who wouldn't want to? You are so suave, so cosmopolitan and so damned flurbish.
      
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    12 years ago
    
    No, I was talking to your Aunt Selma.
    
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    - [Old Memory]
      
      12 years ago
      
      Nonsense! Aunt Selma doesn't talk to strangers.
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        12 years ago
        
        I'll tell her that when she wakes up.
        
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    - dalmationUntoyourSoul
      
      11 years ago
      
      my aunt selma is dead. fuck you man. jeez, seriously.
      
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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

Um do nothing and wait till it's the floor I need to go to?

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- dalmationUntoyourSoul
  
  11 years ago
  
  lame. i'll bet you're married and have children.
  
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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

what the fuck kinda question is this ?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  Dear I Hate My Glands,
  That was some kinda fuckin' question, hey? Sho 'nuff, mamma.
  
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- dalmationUntoyourSoul
  
  11 years ago
  
  a brilliant one. next question. and try to to the last one.
  
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dappled

12 years ago

Not sure who the OP is, but they are funny. And smart toasters ARE taking over the world. It's a very real fear.

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- Legion
  
  12 years ago
  
  my microwave started talking about that today, and my vaccum cleaner is in on it.
  
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- Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
  
  12 years ago
  
  you've seen the flying toasters right?
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cm7tv5cM8g
  
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dalmationUntoyourSoul

11 years ago

i like to fart at the top of a stair case, and then pass somebody going the opposite way and i giggle a little bit.

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questionnaire

12 years ago

I just want to walk into the elevator without turning around and be facing toward everyone else for the whole trip.

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Mike_Towcester

12 years ago

the voices in my head sing barbershop quartet

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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

smart toasters!!!! beware!!! kehehe *whisper in ear* beware..... hahaha i reallly want to try that but not alone id take my friends with so we can team up yeah!!

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skyeracrystal28

12 years ago

I argue with the voices in my head all the time.

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pumalover

12 years ago

My voice in my head tends to yell at me alot, it's yelling at me for talking about!! AHHAHAHHA

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Jiovanie

12 years ago

I'd sing the Spider-Man theme song.

Hit on that one guy, cause I'm gay.

Slap someone's ass and blame the person next to me.

Hit someone in the back of the head and accuse the guy/girl near them.

Scream NOOOOO, and say "I just saw something in the mirror!!!!"

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Legion

12 years ago

my alarm clock thinks the toasters are a bunch of idiots.

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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

Smart toasters. ROTFL

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Jaydir

12 years ago

I would Masticate publicly because i like to feel horny and show them how Hawt i am

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erwcat

12 years ago

i like to fart
*farts and walks away*

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Hatred27

12 years ago

The Voices! THE VOICES! They call to me, even now.

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VirtualMannequin

12 years ago

It makes me very sad that more people did not choose "Masticate publicly" :C

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