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Bruce (Aussie) and Darryl (Kiwi) both farmers walking down the road in New Zealand and they see a sheep caught in a fence. Darryl reckons it's to good an opportunity to pass up so he drops his trousers and does the deed. When he's finished he turns to Bruce and asks him if he wants to have a go. 'Sure thing' say's Bruce.......and sticks his head in the fence.
| both | 0 | |
| the aussie | 5 | |
| the kiwi | 6 | |
| neither | 25 |
So the choices are either a sheep shagger or an idiot? Both would be Welsh.
Which would I rather be? I'll be one of the dudes except I won't be fucking a sheep. I'll just use my newly acquired penis to fuck other dudes. Yay!
Well..... I'm into animals, so that wouldn't be so bad for me.
"Captain!"
"Wut"
"The decent has started!"
"What? they weren't supposed to deploy the down vote generator yet! The sub isn't ready!"
"TOO LATE! SOUND THE ALARM!"
*Attention, we are beginning our decent. All personnel return to stations imminently*
"Close the doors."
"But Captain, there's still people out there!"
"WE CAN'T SAVE EVERYONE! If we don't start the compression procedures now we'll be crushed faster than an egg smushed into hyper gravity!
"May God have mercy on our souls."
"You still believe in God. How cute."
"NO! THAT WAS trigger for the SECOND down vote generator!"
"Darn."
Some say that was the end of the Captain's story. Some say it was just the beginning. No one ever says it was the middle.