Which would you rather be?

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You have been recruited by an all-powerful, ruthless gang for your talents, you HAVE to pick one of these listed jobs, if not then you are executed! If you perform poorly or try anything funny, you will be fed to starving dogs.

You are just as prone to the dangers of the job as usual, including legal ramifications. BUT-if you get caught, you cannot break the code of silence you pledged to the gang AND you still belong to the gang behind bars, so getting caught is NOT a way out of the situation. Death is the only way out!!

You also have NO choice in what jobs you take on, what drugs you sell, who you sell arms to or where you work. This is all decided for you, you are given missions and MUST complete them. You are REQUIRED to make a minimum profit for the gang, so no loafing around!!

You will live a normal, good and prosperous life aside from the dangers of your job.

An assassin. 72
A jewel or art thief. 39
An arms dealer. 16
A drug dealer. 21
A car thief. 7
A pimp. 28
A poacher. 8
A bank robber. 12
Run an animal fight club. 7
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  • SMILEifyourstupid
    12 years ago

    This is a nice change from the usual iin that I want to do my sister/mother/father/dog/grandma posts, THANK YOU FOR ENTERTAING ME!

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  • JasonHalnes
    12 years ago

    I am already a drug dealer.

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    • Just1question
      12 years ago

      Where do you live? Can you send me some weed in the post if I give you an internet show?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      You won't be an ordinary drug dealer for us. Oh no. We might make you dole out meth to our underage prostitutes we trafficked in from Asia.

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  • mosdefn8ly
    12 years ago

    I'd be a pimp, but a high end one. My girls would all be super hot. If i'm spending my life doing something bad might as well enjoy the company.

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      This idea is the best for me.. I mean, look at the Play Boy Mansion. That's all Hugh Heftner is... A glorified pimp for his rich friends.. If the girls were consenting adults and just LOVED being sex workers, that would be the best scenario. I would choose clientele for them that were squeaky clean, give them all of the health and contraception resources available, assign a security guard for each woman that would monitor her and the client on closed circuit cameras, and insist that they make their Johns wear condoms. Whatever. I would be as good to them as this seedy situation allowed for... In return, they would make a ton of cash.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        12 years ago

        Ah, but you forget...you can only choose your profession, not where you work or what you work with. It's highly probable you'd be working with underage girls trafficked in from other countries. Slaves, essentially. How do you think we make money? We don't want to pay the girls, we just want to take their money. Those high class citizen women don't allow enough profit from us, why would they work for us? They could do much better elsewhere. We also may ask you to bring in your sisters or mothers. We're not nice people. But YOU make money so who cares?

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I'd be a pimp.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    If I had to pledge my life to something for ever I would be an assassin.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      But you have to take every job we give you, you can't object to killing someone no matter what! The first job we give you is a person close to you...

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      • [Old Memory]
        12 years ago

        No problem I dont consider anyone close to me anyway soo it wouldnt be a problem.

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      • Eponine7
        12 years ago

        who? i don't give a damn about anyone close to me.

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  • Evaheist666
    12 years ago

    I'd kill people if the price is right and I have the training/tools needed.

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    Does JOB TRAINING come before hand so you're sure of whats expected of you

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  • myweirdself16
    12 years ago

    an assassin of course! i could even kill more people than you want me to, just not animals.

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  • lala85
    12 years ago

    I am surprised by the amount of people who said assasins! Killing people would obviously be my last choice, you guys are sick.

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  • pixie_dust
    12 years ago

    majority of these answers sound like they come from 6th graders..

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      Yeah, the reading comprehension is borderline retarded at best.

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  • UliNalaMansae
    12 years ago

    Hell, I'd be a full time serial killer if the hours weren't so bad and the pay was better.
    Assasin is my ideal job :)

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    • lala85
      12 years ago

      lol

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  • Listen
    12 years ago

    Definitely Definitely Definitely an Arms Dealer than the others.

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  • karmasAbich
    12 years ago

    Pimp. Then get sent to prison, then make my own prison gang behind the other gangs back then get the people in my gang to kill the people from the old gang. Then I would get out of prison with my prison homies, get them to kill the eliminate the other gang then Id be OG of my own gang.

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  • Neophilia
    12 years ago

    A pimp. Because pimps ALWAYS get money.

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  • EbonySheep
    12 years ago

    Jewel/art thief. No one gets hurt. And, though I would be depriving the general population form masterpieces or what have you, the person who bought it would have to be highly appreciative (because I would demand major cash). Also, jewelry is often created through politically terrible situations, and there are so many new artists to explore and so many ways to experience old art in records, I don't think I'd really be depriving anyone.

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  • Tehboss
    12 years ago

    i would probably be an assassin and i would kill everyone close to me before i got hired just to fuck with you :D

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      But you don't know anything about us till it's too late...

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    Jewel / art thief - less likely to take lives.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      Yeah, just the security guards here and there, maybe some cops. And some regular folks when you're sent on a home invasion.

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
        12 years ago

        Well if it was an RPG I'd not mind killing but for real life, I'd rather destroy as little of people's lives as possible. :)

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    • ImNotHere
      12 years ago

      thats the one i chose for the same reason lol
      tbh though, they all are pretty terrible x.x

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  • jamesmitchell29486
    12 years ago

    where is the 2 men enter 1 man leaves cage fights fighter option?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      That's only reserved for delinquents. Do a bad job or try to fuck us, and you'll have a shot at that! Not a fair fight though, we have to keep it interesting.

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  • burrrr
    12 years ago

    bank robber der money...a lot get away with it for like up to 15 years i've seen

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  • phuckejiu
    12 years ago

    I want to be toxic gas

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  • riptide31
    12 years ago

    Ha I really couldn't pick any of them

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  • YeahRightlol
    12 years ago

    I think I'd take the death option.

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  • I_steal_free_bread
    12 years ago

    I 'll be an assassin only if I can dress like Ezio.

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  • howaminotmyself
    12 years ago

    Oh silly gang members, you underestimate my talents. Thank you. It will make my job much easier. I will gladly take any job you give me and show you my power. And trust me when I say you will drown in my wake.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      No...we've thought of everything and then some, there's no way to beat us. We have several "insurance policies"...and you don't know who we know, who works for us, who's watching at any given time. We've got you covered.

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      • howaminotmyself
        12 years ago

        mmm...that feels good. I like it. Your misconception of what I know only feeds me more. And it tastes good. I am, I have, I think, I feel, I will, I analyze, I balance, I desire, I see, I use, I know, and I believe. I know you don't know what I know. I've got this covered.

        But wait, what? It isn't time yet? Okay...

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          12 years ago

          Your type, you're all the same. You all think you're special or different....you're not. Go for it, we need the target practise.

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  • Noonesperfect
    12 years ago

    Fucking buff ass ninja assassin mother fuckersss

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