Which would you prefer?

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An anonymous benefactor has bestowed upon you a lifelong gift of service from one of these professions (see below), free of any expense to you.

These are your only options, which would you choose?

caveat: None of these options includes sex [sorry, pervs].

housekeeper - cleans your house daily 13
cook - you pay for food, they prepare it 5
gardener - year round outdoor perfection 4
personal secretary - to manage your life 9
valet / driver - they drive you everywhere & wash your car 6
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  • FriendlyBryan
    9 years ago

    I can cook, clean, and drive. I don't really care about the garden so much. But my life is a freaking wreck! I need the personal secretary.

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  • megadriver
    9 years ago

    Housekeeper.
    I can manage stuff in my life fine, but I hate doing laundry! I don't mind cleaning the house, if that housekeeper did my laundry for life, I would be more than happy

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  • Pika-girl
    9 years ago

    Let's see... Would I like a Mey-Rin, a Mr. Tanaka, a Bardroy, or a Finnian? Hm... I CHOOSE SEBASTIAN! ...Nope.

    Personally, a driver would sound nice! I would have time to draw in the car while whoever the person is goes through traffic for me! MWAHAHAHAHA! >:D
    O_O ...I'll pay them justly.

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    • megadriver
      9 years ago

      I'm down!
      I worked as a driver for an elderly couple for 3 months.
      Driving a car is an amazing thing, I love it, so I could drive you 'round the world if you wanted XD
      Assuming you don't drive a 90s Opel Corsa XD

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      • Pika-girl
        9 years ago

        Hahaha! That sounds nice! I bet you go to tons of nice places, too! :D

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        • megadriver
          9 years ago

          Not really. I mostly drove them to the shops and back and a few trips to the doctor.
          One time we did go to Dresden where the couple's children & grandchildren were. I had some free time so I saw the cathedral and their Christmas market (Weihnachtsmarkt). Really beautiful.
          And sometimes they give me the car to go and wash it and maybe do their shopping. Best bit of that job... I had the car all to myself and I could open up the taps... I maxed out at 300kmh on the autobahn XD

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          • Pika-girl
            9 years ago

            Ah, I see...
            Ooh, that sounds nice! Sounds like a really beautiful place, too!
            Yes, the car now belongs to you. You must live the moment while it lasts!

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    Loyal body guard isn't on the list? D:

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  • Fall_leaves
    9 years ago

    A repairman would be nice.

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    • harddrystickysocks
      9 years ago

      Shut up fall_leaves.

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  • harddrystickysocks
    9 years ago

    A driver for sure. No stress paying for gas or car insurance or driving in traffic.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    To be honest I would prefer a gardener - a vegetable gardener.

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