Which would you choose

Just for fun you can pick one but in doing so you forfeit the others for life.

Double your life span 4
Gain an amazing sculpted body that doesn't go away. 2
An unbelievable lifetime winning streak with one night stand hotties 1
Wealth so obscene, you could brag to the Waltons 15
Getting your perfect soul-mate 26
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Comments ( 16 )
  • Arm0se

    If I get my perfect soul-mate then none of those other things matter. I wouldn't cheat so no one night stands. I wouldn't even need to have a good body because my soulmate wouldn't care. I would like to double my lifespan, but I had to choose I'd rather have a partner to share my limited time with. I wouldn't need money to make me happy because I would have them.

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    • NeofelisNebulosa

      You are like a walking sugar cookie

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      • anti-hero

        That fucks innocent animals.

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        • NeofelisNebulosa

          Oh I forgot about that.....

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      • Incomplet

        You're both walking sugar cookies, alright?

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        • NeofelisNebulosa

          ^_^

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    • thegypsysailor

      "I would have THEM" I thought you only wanted ONE soul mate?

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      • NeofelisNebulosa

        Gender-neutral pronoun.

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      • Arm0se

        Man or woman don't matter to me \(._.)/

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        • anti-hero

          Or beast.

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          • Arm0se

            I only find them sexually attractive; I have no desire for a romantic relationship with one.

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            • anti-hero

              Either way.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Definitely the money. I can buy all that other shit.

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  • thegypsysailor

    I've already got the soul mate so the doubled lifespan would be nice, to get to spend more time with her. But without a change in body (I'm already old enough to have watched them crucify that damned jew), most of the extended life would be wasted. At a certain point, one wants to stop working, so the money would be nice, too.
    So for me, the choices aren't worth the results. I'll just live what life have left, and die with some dignity, thanks.

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    • BennyTheBunny

      Translation: "arrrghhhh i have me wench so ye days be long would be mighty fine. Arrrghhhh. Me body reminds me of me salty sea dog. Old, crusty and wrinklier than a mans hands after he been in ye sea for a fortnight. There comes a day when even ye captain has ta walk ye plank. More gold dabloons would be a belssin from posideon himself. Ye choices make this old crusty captain madder than a shark with a rusty hook in its backside. I choose not answer.... Arrrghhhh." *shakes cane*

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      • thegypsysailor

        Terrrriffic! Well spoke!
        Only a little error; no wrinkles, more like sun worn old leather. But thanks, me wench loves it!

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