Which vehicle would you use during the zombie apocalypse?

Explain why you feel your choice is the best in the comment section.

Hummer 39
Motorcycle 11
Skateboard 2
Bicycle 16
Rickshaw 3
Jeep 31
None of the above (add your choice with a comment below) 23
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Comments ( 45 )
  • kasandraem

    TANK! hello?

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    • LMAO!

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    • eastbeast

      At first thought that would be your obvious choice, safe, secure, roomy inside once you throw out the extra seats etc. Plus, you can cook inside etc.
      The big fuck off gun might be useful too.

      Downside is fuel economy or lack thereof, and they need a service every couple of running hours.......

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  • lolsickles

    A broomstick!!

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    • I'd like to see that escape in action.

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  • noodle76

    Zombies are dumb so pretend to be one.

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  • letsgetiton623

    Im driving my Jeep to the grave!

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  • bluesun

    i would say Hummer so i can run over these bastards, that should save me some shells.

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  • ryanwa24

    a prius

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  • b17ftw

    i would take the space shuttle. so long, earth.

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    • Have you the skills to rock that rocket?

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  • hockidy

    motorcycle - good acceleration, good gas mileage, easy to hide, quick to start

    or maybe a hummer if i had a minigun too...

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  • theinsecurekiwi

    The hummer is going to lose gas after two miles then your dumb ass will be stck surrounded by zombies lol.

    I'd say a bike with good gas mileage would be great :)

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  • lovinick

    I think walking isn't so bad.

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    • They will slow walk you down, boo.

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  • OppositeofNormal

    That Geep in the Gorillaz 19-2000 video

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    • Pretty cool.

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  • Eore

    Land vehicles, psh. I'll be floating off The Seychelles on Motor Yacht "A", aka Project Sigma. Have fun worrying about zombies! =)

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    • eastbeast

      Me too, in a crude burning oil tanker with sides that nothing can climb.

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    • What about the pirates?

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  • timebobbu

    A hummer which has low gas consumtpion and doubles as a submarine or jet. also inside this vehicle there will be a red button which kills all the zombies and grants me 3 wishes.

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    • lol..just 3 wishes?

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      • Just1question

        yeah but i'll wish for 3 more wishes...

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        • eastbeast

          Genius.

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  • Enizzle

    Walking or bike. Cars will get shut down on all major highways. Gad will disappear. Easy to get trapped in, as some of the geniuses in here will attempt to plow through a river of the moaning undead and get stuck.

    Bike has no gas mileage, easy to ditch, GREAT exercise, and easy to hide. Hell, you can even shoot from it. Very quiet, also. Enjoy your hummer and you Chrysler and your monster trucks. When zombies are hollowing out your skull to get the sweet, sweet head candy theyre addicted to, maybe you'll have time to realize your mistake.

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  • megadriver

    A ocean-going ship! That way I can take provisions, more vehicles and mount guns. It will be a hybrid transport-war ship. I will then go to an island, build myself and my loved ones a house. And we would live together there, undisturbed by the zombies. And we will wait for Will Smith to come up with an antidote, give it to the woman and her child. Then wait for Will Smith to blow himself up with a grenade and the woman to take the antidote to a settlement and re-establish civilisation.

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  • Aleks85

    The Bat Mobile.

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  • ratsrgood123

    Jeep with bike, food, water, toothbrush, and a shit load of gas in the back

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  • Frankzappa90

    Motorcycle.
    Nothing to do with survival or anything, it's just super stylish to cross a legion of zombies with a motorcycle(and maybe a rocket launcher)

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  • Justletmebe

    A boat. But they're extremely uncoordinated and can't walk, so you could just walk really. Plus just walk sloely and pretend to be one. PS, there would be a lot more survivers than in movies because all they have to do is go upstairs.

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  • noodle76

    a plane! HELLOOOO?

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  • n3wbst3r

    ummm wat wud u do if they got in the tank and its slow and small capacity space so no survivors and hardly supplies 2 be held

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  • Legion

    a big black chrysler. Its big, wil plow through those fuckers, can go fast, and still have enough room for seven survivors to ride in comfort! Eat three tons of mopar, you brainless bastards! :D

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    • How's the mileage on that?

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      • Legion

        wow, im gonna need a lot of gas! :p

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  • Boat or a bus.

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    • Which?

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  • popemoblie

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    • Your Grace.

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      • "Rejoice in the Easter Blessings my child"
        back, everyone move back let the Pontiff thru

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        • heheheeeeeeeeee...... Resurrection is right. So, you are responsible for all of these undead people walking around?

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          • my comment disappeared, i sense evil

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