Which toe is your longest/biggest toe?

Which toe is your biggest/longest. I thought the big toe was normal but i was told its the second toe which is why shoes are curved at the top instead of sloping downward. Apperantly the second toe provides better balance, making skillful runners. So is the perfect foot lead by the second toe?

Big toe (duh) 43
Second toe 46
Middle toe 1
Ring toe 0
Pinky toe? 3
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  • Who_Fan4Life

    I firmly believe that no one toe is the ''biggest.''

    Define biggest!

    I strongly believe that each toe provides vital functions like walking, standing and ''toe-ing.''

    If you think about it, each toe provides a unique function for the foot, and well, for the rest of the body. No one toe deserves all the credit and each toe shares equal weight. If you were to say that one toe were the ''biggest,'' then I think you'd make the other toes feel bad and ''left out'' and to be honest, that's just not fair.

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    • -________- smartass

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  • lc1988

    Longer big toe is the perfect foot. Who wants their second toe hanging off their flip flop. Bah

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  • Unimportant

    The eleventh one, if you know where to find it...

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  • flutterhigh

    Tomatoe.

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    • sassafrassi

      Potatoe.

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      • Avant-Garde

        Sweetpotatoe.

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      • dappled

        Mistletoe.

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        • flutterhigh

          Shit, I should've said cameltoe. That would have been way funnier.

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          • yeah it would have

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          • Flea50

            I keep finding your posts :D

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            • flutterhigh

              To be fair, I am omnipresent.

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          • Flea50

            LoL

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  • Lynxikat

    I despise the fact that my second toe is longer than my big toe. I think it makes me feet look weird.

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    • Flea50

      I feel your pain bro/bgriol (bro and girl)

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  • Aleks85

    My big toe is fat and stumpy like fred flinstone. But he's tied for length with my 2nd toe. They are like dead even.

    By the way, why do they call it the 2nd toe and not the index toe?

    Oh and I know this may be weird to some people, but my pinky is my shortest toe.

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  • anti-hero

    My big and 2nd toe are about the same length.

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  • howaminotmyself

    My second toe is longer. It helps when I'm trying to gain a few inches.

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  • well my middle toe is the longest

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  • Wendell

    Was it necessary to put the little toe on there? I mean what the fuck, if your little is the longest

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    • i dont discriminate

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  • Squambly+

    I have long toes. I like to call them finger toes. My middle toe is the longest.

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    • yep mine is to

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  • Avant-Garde

    The Big Toes.

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  • NotFloydzie

    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    I love you fuckers.

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