Which tiny adventure would you choose?

You have the choice to live one day, risk free, in a tiny adventure! Which adventure do you choose?

I'll expand on the choices:

-The Hamster-you live a day in the body of a hamster in the coolest hamster cage in the world

-The Dollhouse-you live as a living doll in the most spectacular dollhouse ever

-The Ant-you are an ant in a great ant colony. You can choose what kind of ant you are

-The Aquarium-you can be a fish of your choosing in a top of the line aquarium

-The Banknote-you are paper money that gets used/exchanged off and on all day

-The Sperm-you are a sperm cell, hanging out in a nutsack and it's guaranteed that you will be ejaculated into a woman during the day and your adventure continues inside the woman. You impregnate the woman.

-The Fetus-you are a 3 month old fetus. The mother does normal everyday things plus has sex, eats very spicy food and rides a roller coaster

-The Water Molecule-you are a water molecule that goes through the water cycle over the course of the day. You're picked up from a water body, carried in a cloud and let down as precipitation in a new land

-The Virus-you're a virus particle, you get transmitted over and over and infect cells all day

While you are in your tiny adventure, you're conscious just as you are right now. You won't die or be harmed in real life, and you won't get stuck being tiny. You will remember your travels.

If you choose a living thing, you are conscious (and you have all of your senses) but you also have taken on the "instincts" of the being and must carry out the proper fundamental duties and display all of the innate traits of said living thing. For instance, you can't be a benevolent virus and refuse to infect people. You can't be a fetus and abort yourself.

Choose one and comment!

The hamster 3
The dollhouse 2
The ant 1
The aquarium 1
The banknote 1
The sperm 2
The fetus 2
The water molecule 4
The virus 2
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  • NoraBaker

    I am flabbergasted that no one has chosen the virus experience (also that so few answered this poll!), which in my mind seems to be the most interesting of all! It's the furthest from our human reality as possible. I mean, I can find or build a giant hamster wheel and run in it all day and munch on rodent food; I can visit a house or mansion that is similar to a doll house and the doll house itself would be really frustrating, everything is fake, the tea set has no real tea or cookies, the beds usually have no mattresses, the toilets don't flush, etc.; as the ant you will be subjected to hard labor all day; an aquarium can be seen from outside or closely experienced if you are an employee/researcher at such place; sperm and fetus? been there, done that. Plus Woody Allen has portrayed the sperm so well already that I wouldn't like to change my impression of what it's like to be one.

    So I'm left with water and virus. I've got nothing on water, though... Ha. I just found virus more intriguing, because of the possibilities. Although the traveling of both water and virus particles can go a long way, the journey inside the human body and the travels outside, possibly around the world, and the adrenaline I imagine I'd get from the experience as a virus make it more alluring. Being a virus (if I'm not a boring latent virus) could involve replicating myself very quickly and abundantly, changing my location every so often - from one cell to another, from one host to another - and spreading myself as much as I could. And that made me wonder about having numerous levels of consciousness, supposing I am not that one particle alone, but all the others I replicate from that single starting particle, and the consciousness of each is a part of the whole of my greater consciousness. Kind of like Agent Smith from The Matrix, or John Malkovich being John Malkovich.. Hmm... But no, it's tiny particles and I'd wanna be a good virus, I don't know... like a laugh attack virus or something. Hahaha. Oh, I can see from here it's badly written, but I'm not going back and changing my trippin' :D

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    • Avant-Garde

      This is very interesting.

      I have often wondered about the inner workings of humans and plants. All of those intricate groups coming together to make a functioning creation. They are extremely tiny yet, they are extremely important. However, I think being inside a human body or even a plant would scare the shit out of me. Its one of my phobias that is, getting trapped inside of the human body. Its not all fun and games like Ozzy and Drix!

      As with something like The Matrix (what a coincidence since I'm watching it now...), there's theory that our "reality" is actually a hologram. If that really was the case, then we are already part of greater consciousness, but we are in a state unawares. Which makes me wonder if a cell or a virus is aware of its own existence. Something propels them to do their job. Do they control themselves? Or is it US that control THEM? Like a Queen Bee controls her worker bees. Do we think for ourselves or is it our brains that do the thinking and controlling? Like are Personalities separate from the brain or are they One? If we are what control our cells what about major organs? They are thankfully involuntary but Organs are comprised of cells. I hope this makes sense.

      Some other examples of being part of a greater conscience are: The Borg "race" from Star Trek and there was another collective race on, I think, Star Trek. For this collective species their home planet was covered in a "ocean" and the entire "ocean" was comprised of this species. The aliens could leave their collective ocean but it would cause them great emotional distress.

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  • shade_ilmaendu

    If I'm a water molecule do I have any level of consciousness? Because it would be awesome to experience being a cloud...

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  • KnightNigelWellingtonXXI

    I wanna be a banknote! There might be a chance I'll land in a stripper's butthole.

    Signed,
    Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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  • happydude25

    Dollhouses rule!

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  • ToxicCrayons

    They all sound pretty shit.

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  • coolio75650932

    i would be the sperm...what can i say...i have bein in a vagina many times yet never got to see the inside...

    wait...what if its masterbation and not sex?

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  • sega31098

    I wouldn't want to be the sperm, because there is acid slowly eating away at you.

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  • q25t

    I like the idea of the hamster. Running around, climbing stuff all day just sounds like great fun.

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  • dappled

    Wow, what an interesting post. People have been coming up with the goods recently. It's great to see!

    I think I'll go for the ant. Imagine that level of cooperation! Humans don't tend to join in 100%.

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