Which superpower would you choose?

Pretty simple you could choose a super power like flying, breathing under water or whatever.

Or, every woman in the world worships you and would do anything to satisfy you.

Your choice of super power 92
Or, Every woman worships you 23
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  • anti-hero

    Superpower. I have the only woman I need.

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    • charli.m

      What a lucky lady :)

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      • anti-hero

        I am a lucky man.

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        • charli.m

          Awww :)

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  • Why would anyone choose the women option?

    I doubt any superhero has a hard time getting laid.
    Except Aquaman maybe.

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    • disthing

      Mermaids are wet for Aquaman.

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      • VirgilManly

        But they have a fishy odor.

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    • handsignals

      getting laid is one thing having every woman in the world worship you is another.

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      • I think I would get annoyed.

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        • handsignals

          You could forfill (whatever) every sexual fantasy you ever had and you would get annoyed!?

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          • It would be too much harassment to have every woman revolve around me. I need a lot of personal space.
            I think being a super hero would be enough to have many women wanting to satisify any sexual needs. I also find sex to be over rated.
            I'd take flying over sex any day.

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            • felix161

              dudes gay...

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    • cardelimo

      Just a small point, but you know superheroes don't exist, right?

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      • charli.m

        OMG...no. Fucking. Way???

        But...but I...but...

        You have RUINED. My. Day.

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        • cardelimo

          The greatest superhero is still alive and well. Have you heard the word of Jesus recently? Type in your credit card details now.

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          • charli.m

            ...Pastor Barry? Is that you?

            Gimme back my money you theiving bastard :(

            :p

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  • charli.m

    But I'm not into women...

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    • anti-hero

      What an unlucky boyfriend you have :p

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      • charli.m

        I do make him miserable :p

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  • I'm surprised that even five picked the "Every woman is in to you" option.

    Obviously, for me, it would be immortality.

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    • disthing

      Agreed.

      Who would actually want every woman to be into them?

      That would include your mother, grandmother, siblings, the elderly, bitches...

      If you chose the superpower of persuasion i.e. you could persuade anyone to do anything you want, you could persuade girls you want to be interested in you to be interested in you. But you could also persuade everybody else to do whatever the hell you wanted. Power mwahaha.

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      • Exactly, there are multiple powers that would include being able to get any girl you want with far more other benefits to it, too. Just makes no sense to me.

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  • GreyWulfen

    To be happy, you just need ONE woman in your life, so I see no point in picking the second option.

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  • VirgilManly

    I don't have to choose.
    I'm all that and a bag of chips.

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    • Crusades

      Nice try, VirginMally.

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      • VirgilManly

        You know you wanna run your tongue around the ridge of my hairy sphincter. It's okay to admit it.

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  • green_boogers

    The power of stock market superiority. Then, you could buy vacations, sex, personal trainers ... anything except a good wife.

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  • Satanic_Cereal

    The poll creator should re-word the second option--- to be gender-equal: "Choose which gender you prefer: 2) Every woman worships you, or 3) Every man worships you."

    Not "2) Every woman worships you."

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  • Teh4HorsMen

    Teh ability to control FUCKIN EVERYTHING

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  • hitchman

    Mutant sex

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  • dickwashington

    superpower because i would just use to get rich and famous then get any girl i want with my money

    doesnt even matter what the superpower is id turn it into cash

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  • Gbm1

    This is gunna sound so boring, but I'd have immune from illnesses.
    I pick up colds so easily and have hay-fever 2 seasons of the year. It's seriously miserable.
    I just want to breathe through my nose and taste properly again without tablets.

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    • handsignals

      have you tried Astra 8, it's an immune tonic, a lot of people say it works well.

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      • Gbm1

        I've never heard of it. Will look into this...

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  • Shroot

    Would love to be able to teleport along with everyone/anything else I touch.

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  • megadriver

    The superpower to see into the future! Then I will get rich, build a business empire and still be popular with the ladies. Besides, I've found and got my dream girl.

    And why would I want women to worship me? What am I going to do? Sit on a throne all day, staring at a statue of myself and make women chant "Oh great and wise leader, I will do as you command! Your wish is my deepest desire"...

    That's stupid! I take the superpower!

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  • Crazybeast

    If I had Three Super Powers together,(1)I would want to 2x the strength of the Hulk,(2)be able to be Invisible,(3) Be Super Stretchy. With the strength I could pull up trees so a friend could cut the tree into firewood and I could help out anyone who needed it, being invisible I could go anywhere and do anything and being Super Stretchy I could make woman VERY Sexually Satisfied.

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  • Johnnytherat

    I wish i could shoot flaming railroad spikes from my dick that are guided straight to the skull of every dumbass on earth.

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    • charli.m

      So you wanna cum flaming railroad spikes into your own head?

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    • Mister_Nobody

      You'd need a special condoms made out of kevlar.

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