Which super power do you want?

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Choose one and I shall grant it.

You can see through fat people's clothes 2
You pee gold nuggets (like kidney stones) 18
You can fly but only when you hold hands w/ ppl you hate 24
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  • wigz
    8 years ago

    Some fat people will choose to pee gold. If I choose to see through fat people's clothes then I could see traces of gold left behind. I can follow them home and steal all their gold they have saved up. Then some of the people who chose flying will hate me for being a no good thief and choose me to hold hands with. win-win-win

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    • RoseIsabella
      8 years ago

      You da man!!!
      ;-)

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  • VirgilManly
    8 years ago

    China.

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  • SuMaFTW
    8 years ago

    These aren't super powers, but super punishments.

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago

    I don't give a shit if Hitler is strapped to my back I'd still take number 3.

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    • RoseIsabella
      8 years ago

      With my luck Hitler and I would start talking, see we have a few things in common, become friends in mid flight then suddenly plummet to our deaths. Then again you never know with the Führer, I mean Hitler might suddenly start saying he never liked me anyway, because I refused to be a vegetarian like him, and how can I call myself an animal lover when I still eat meat. So then I say to Adolf, stop being such a bitch, I least I don't get my rocks off doing water sports, then bam we're flying high again!

      Damn Hitler with his crazy mood swings and Borderline personality disorder! Now he's pointed his finger at me again. It's like this us for days on end, so I give him a Klonapin, and say, "just relax and let me hate you so we can fly."

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      • snarkygirl
        8 years ago

        I've been watching Hitler parodies on YouTube. Have you seen Hitler holds Fart Contest? :D

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        • RoseIsabella
          8 years ago

          Nope, but I love the one with Hitler and Lady Gaga!

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      • Short4Words
        8 years ago

        Just say you're a gay retarded black jew gypsy.

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        • RoseIsabella
          8 years ago

          What if he doesn't believe me?

          I guess it's more about me hating Hitler than Hitler hating me. I think he secretly wants me to pee gold on him. I told him I'm not into water sports, and besides those are my gold pee nuggets!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Granted! Now go find someone you despise and jump off a roof with him.

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      • Short4Words
        8 years ago

        I choose you.

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  • yourdeepestshame
    8 years ago

    Mind control

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  • bucho's_butt
    8 years ago

    I want the power of persuasion.

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  • shuggy-chan
    8 years ago

    Can I choose my own please?

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    • snarkygirl
      8 years ago

      I like Anal Taxi:)

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      • RoseIsabella
        8 years ago

        Gotta love the Anal Taxi!

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        • snarkygirl
          8 years ago

          You know what the best superpower would be? To be able to hug every cat!

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          • RoseIsabella
            8 years ago

            That is my super power! I can herd, wash and kiss felines! I can get in the bathtub and wash my cat like an infant. He can ride on my shoulder. We're a team!

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      • shuggy-chan
        8 years ago

        Some how that doesn't surprise me Miss Snarky

        haha how was your holiday, you been away for awhile so i hope it was that good

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        • snarkygirl
          8 years ago

          Oh thank you, it was nice enough. How's about you?

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