Which scenario is most undesirable?

A used pad being rubbed all over your face

Finding Hairy diarrhea in your food........hate when that happens.

while eating dinner you eat a hair then the person next behind you takes a shit on the floor which causes the person next to you to throw up on you and for whatever reason proceed to make out with you however during this incident a hobo has snuck under your table and removed your shoes without your knowing, after the kiss has ended you get up and try to run away while stepping in the diarrhea slip and fall onto your back.

you are now covered in diarrhea, have the taste of vomit in your mouth and puke all over you and there is still a butt floss stuck in between your teeth.

ive been vomited on, its not that bad. Making out with someone who recently vomited........... ugh no thanks. Now having someone vomit while making out with you would be unpleasant.

Ive eaten pasta that had a long blonde hair in it, the girl that served me was really hot so i wasn't even bothered.

God dammit. Clicked the most desirable by accident.

Making out with someone who just puked

eating a penis is gross

well, since my dog is really old and sometimes cannot hold his shit in, I stepped into his shit (diarrhea or normal) several times. guess it can't be that different to human feces.

eating hairs..well, unknowingly? knowingly? I'm sure I ate a lot already.

having someone throw up on you - meh, been there, done that. wash your clothes, end of story.

I think the most disgusting is making out with someone who just threw up - yuck!

C and D for me. Leaning more towards D though.

A and B are both equally gross to me >.<

hair. eating hair is just so wrong it makes me puke and instantly lose my appetite and feels gross when you pull it out of your mouth ugggh

They all made me gag a little just by reading it, but I would say making out with someone who just puked. That's just wrong.

I say all of those lol...