Which prank is the best for payback?

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I recently had a good friend of mine prank me by tricking me into sitting on a whoopie cushion,I was thinking about giving him a payback prank. I was thinking about setting his house on fire or when he was asleep, breaking into his house with a mask, tying him up and beating the shit out of him and take a selfie sucking his dick, so i can call him gay, or video taping myself having sex with his dad, or finally waiting till he is out of town on business, sneaking into his house while his wife sleept and making her pregnant. I am a guy. Which should i do?

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  • charli.m
    6 years ago

    You're an idiotic troll.

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  • nikkiclaire
    6 years ago

    Set him up for murder by killing yourself and making it look like he did it.

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  • e51pegasi
    6 years ago

    Hide some peeled & cooked prawns somewhere in his house, inside a hollow curtain pole (best place), behind built-in kitchen appliances. Basically anywhere there is a void.

    The prawns will absolutely reek & it will drive them crazy for a fortnight trying to find out where the foul smell is coming from.

    The icing on the cake is visiting them & watching them suffer from your diabolical handiwork. To this day I still dont know how I kept a straight face.

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  • Hateful1
    6 years ago

    Get a better hobby.

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  • Ireland_is_bad
    6 years ago

    Just get him a one-way ticket to Ireland and trick him into going. That's all. It's simple, effective and more evil than everything you listed combined.

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