Which orifice to you most enjoy shoving a dildo in?

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Personally, I enjoy shoving a dildo up my ass. I call him Captain Rimmer.

Mouth 3
Vagina 22
Bellybutton hole 7
Earhole 6
Asshole 25
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  • Money746
    12 years ago

    I use house hoLd items/ mu hand up my butt

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  • wigsplitz
    13 years ago

    I don't know about anyone else, but the first time I tried a vibrator I chipped my tooth. That kind of killed it for sex toys for me.

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    • pixie_dust
      12 years ago

      ooh, sounds like a bad omen7

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    • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
      13 years ago

      If you're chipping your tooth on it, you might be putting it in the wrong area...

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    • [Old Memory]
      13 years ago

      lol

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Gunshot wounds.

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    • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
      13 years ago

      kinky.

      What size were the rounds?

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    mouse hole

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  • Wendell
    11 years ago

    Trash can

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  • anti-hero
    12 years ago

    I bagpipe myself with one (under the arm pit).

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  • derpyderp
    12 years ago

    Someone elses...

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    although don't forget... you can also use them for external stimulation too.

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  • Noonesperfect
    13 years ago

    Your moms bunghole

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  • CDmale4fem
    13 years ago

    Well I sure as hell not gonna put it in my mouth, it wont go anywhere else except my ass.

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  • timebobbu
    13 years ago

    the well.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Nostril

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