Which one is funnier??
| Someone farts loudly in a room full of people in complete silence. | 145 | |
| A fat lady bends over and her pants split. | 40 | |
| An old drunk man yelling at squirrels. | 153 | |
| I have a stick up my butt and don't find any of this funny!! | 55 |
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[Old Memory]
I actualy dont find any of the selection funny it might be entertaining to kids at 10-12 but I dont really see it as older comedy.
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Zededd
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Anonymous Post Author
Surprise, surprise....this isn't the first time you've showed up with a stick up your ass, go check the "what's your favorite drug" poll further down the page and you'll see what I'm talking about.
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KeyboardSolo
You misspelled "humor". I find that hilarious.
Back to the subject, the idea of an old man or a drunk man yelling at squirrels is pretty funny. Combining it is just masterful. Though to be fair, it's funny thinking about anyone yelling at squirrels.
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Yelling and waving his cane around, threatening them, telling them to get off his lawn (meanwhile he's in a public park!!)....and then he yells so hard his dentures come flying out....oh that would be priceless to see!!
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PinkLagon87
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wreckd
I don't know what it is...but someone farting in a room full of people is just the most hilarious thing ever to me. I feel like I'm a 7 year old kid. When it happens, I fall out of my chair laughing.
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wreckd
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[Old Memory]
then they act like they didn't do a thing when you know they stink like hell and you have to wait in line to pay for your stuff it sucks when this happens i would do it back to them but then i would laugh then they would know that i did it and think im a nasty guy so i hold it in when im in line
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Terence_the_viking
I farted on the tube once and another guy got blamed for it. I was in stitches did the deed didn't get caught.
The fart thing wins hands down.
I'm not proud of my sense of humour but i wouldn't slate anyone for theirs either.
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cocksuckerzunite
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thatsfunnyshit
I find farts hilarious, although a friend of mine farted loudly during our national anthem at a high school basketball game. I thought the timing was bad, but still couldn't help but laugh...
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myweirdself16
if you dont think farts are funny, or a drunk old man yelling at squirrels is funny...you are either old or too mature to enjoy a good joke.
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TallKSGirl
Someone farting loudly in a room filled with people that are all silent. HAHA. This one made me laugh most. Actually I was standing in this asle at walmart and it was completely slient and there were other people around in the asle and this girl just takes and farts really LOUD and then she takes and just stands there.. And after she stands for a few seconds.. She takes and picks her a**. HAHA.. LoL I could have about started crack up laughing really loudly right then and there BUT I didnt cuz I didnt want to be mean. Haha but yeah that was hilarious. ;P
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[Old Memory]
hahah!! If I saw a 60 year old man slurring his words as he points his cane up to a tree where two confused squrrels were perched... I'd piss myself.
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[Old Memory]
I was disappointed with the options, I was expecting something more clever than laughing at farts, fat women, or drunks.
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Koda
How would a drunk yelling at squirrels be funny? That's the kind of joke they put in crappy primetime comedies that nobody in my entire family even smirks at. Angry drunks are just sad and disturbing, nothing more.
The other two offer evoke conflicting emotions. If someone farts in a quiet room, you'd be a little paranoid someone would think it was you. If it was really loud and strange sounding, I might have that half-smirk/half-faux-disgusted look to spite myself. I might tell a friend it happened I guess.
Honestly, I'd find the pants splitting the funniest, but I couldn't laugh, because it'd be mean! I'd feel too bad for the humiliated person. I'd probably turn away and stifle a chuckle or something. If I was with someone I might say "aww..." or something of that nature to show my concern.
I have to admit I found it very hard not to laugh when a woman slipped and fell down like seventy outside steps on the ice one winter. I went over to her to help her up because no one else did. I was biting my lip not to laugh, though. I felt horrible, but it really was a comical fall. Luckily she wasn't hurt, or didn't admit to being hurt, but I'm sure she was sore in the morning.
I just think it's human nature to find someone losing composure, in any way, amusing. When someone's strutting along confidently and suddenly they're sprawled on the ground fumbling for their belongings; the contrast strikes us.
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davesumba
Never in my entire life have I found a fart the least bit funny. I'm not going to laugh at a poor woman who split her pants, I'm the kind of guy who will tie my jackets together to cover her. And an old man yelling at squirrels is just weird and possibly scary. I must have a stick up my ass, because I wouldn't even crack a smile at any of these options.
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wreckd
So you should have clicked on the "I have a stick up my butt and don't find any of this funny". You're probably the guy who rolls his eyes, gets up, and walks away. Thats what I call a stuck up prudeee.
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wreckd
I'm 22 and I find it funny. But yeahh, I couldn't see my mom or step dad or anyone over 40 finding it funny.
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