Which of your imaginary kids would you be more proud of?

Imagine you have two kids. One grows up to be a lazy drug addict and the other grows up to be a malicious psychopath. Which kid are you more proud of?
Here is a description of their personalities.

The lazy drug addict grows up to be addicted to several drugs such as meth, crack, pcp and heroin, never gets a job but is also nice to people and attempts to be as moral as a druggie can be.

The malicious psychopath grows up to fuck everyone over and is mean to everyone and has no morals whatsoever, but they turn out successful as well.

There is nothing you can do to change how they turn out. Which kid are you more proud of?

The Lazy Drug Addict 45
The Malicious Psychopath 26
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Comments ( 16 )
  • howaminotmyself

    I raised a rock star and a wall street banker.

    How did that happen?

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    • NotStrangeBird

      So you raised Vanilla Ice and Bernie Madoff?

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  • bananaface

    I'm not sure what makes me proud, though. However, my initial choice was the lazy drug addict, and after reading the descriptions it's still the lazy drug addict. I guess.:/ Although, I'd be more concerned about my parenting skills.:S

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  • NotStrangeBird

    Did Barbara Bush write this question?

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    • howaminotmyself

      Ha!

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  • Avant-Garde

    I wouldn't be proud of either.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    The psychopath. It's a harsh world so he better fucks over than be fucked over.

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    • That was exactly my opinion.

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  • SkullsNBones

    I'd trick the psychopath into thinking he was the favourite, so he wouldn't kill me and I could get money from him, then I'd focus my attention on dragging the other one's lazy butt into rehab!

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  • hollywolly

    the drugie coz at least he was nice to people

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  • ToxicCrayons

    Easily the psychopath.

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  • Awww a lazy drug addict just like his mother and malicious psychopath like his father!

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  • imadragon

    I'd be more proud of the drug addict, but fascinated by the psychopath..

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    God damn I would drown them both. If this was my child I would kill myself. Since clearly I fucked up somewhere along the line. A drug addict is slowly killing themselves and a serial killer might get the death sentence. I do not see why either of these is something to be proud of. If you really are proud of a drug addict or serial killer you have some really messed up priorities. Probably have some mental issues yourself.

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  • kurtcobain

    There should be an option for both though, I can't see a reason why someone would prefer one child over the other.

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  • lazy drug addict

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