Which of these people would you rather hang out with?

Which of these people would you rather hang out with?

Convicted pedophile 13
Convicted necrophile 28
Convicted mass-shooter 21
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  • Boojum

    Necrophilia is pretty damn weird, but at least the objects of a necrophiliac's attentions are incapable of suffering any harm.

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    • rayb12

      Someone has hacked Boojums account. This is 10x too short a post to be him

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    • DildoBaggins3378

      Its harmful to the relatives of the dead person just from the disrespect of it

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    • Goldengoat

      Necrophilia is not weird at all. Why would you want to have sex with someone who tries to fight back?

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  • Anonnet

    The pedophile. The mass shooter might kill me, and I don't want to die. I don't like the smell of dead bodies, and the necrophile might kill me to turn me into one. The pedophile bears no threat to me, and I might be able to do something if I see him go for a kid.

    Mass shooters kill anybody, guys. They might have even killed kids. What are you guys thinking of when you think of a "mass shooter"?

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    • RoseIsabella

      Very true. I think the thing is the pedophile is very repugnant.

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    The pedophile ruins lives. The shooter ends lives. The necrophile is the most disrespectful you could possibly be to a grieving family of all people, but it's definitely not as bad as either of those two, so I'll pick him.

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  • megadriver

    Mass shooter... If he shot politicians, I'll buy the bastard a drink! The rest are sickos that need to be... disposed of.

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    • Meatballsandwich

      What about Anders Breivik? He killed 77 politicians in Norway in 2011. First he detonated a bomb in the headquarters of the government, killing 8 people. Then he went to a socialist camp for teenagers and started shooting the fuck out of them, killing 69.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Well the both the shooter and the pedo traumatized people/ruined their lives, so I won't go with them. I'll go with the necro person because at least their victims are already dead and unable to suffer.

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  • IrishPotato

    At least I can somewhat empathize with the shooter. The other two are just filth.

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  • Goldengoat

    Mass-shooters are mentally unstable and are often unpredictable. Pedophiles take advantage of innocent kids and leave them with permanent psychological scars. Most necrophiles have sex with dead people because they simply want a non-resisting and non-rejecting partner, I honestly don't see anything wrong with that.

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  • nikkiclaire

    The mass shooter. He/She is likely driven crazy by Prius drivers and I know what he/she is going through.

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    • What are Prius drivers?

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      • nikkiclaire

        A prius is a battery gas hybrid car from Toyota.

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        • Usernane

          Duh, everyone knows what a Prius is, she was inquiring what a prius driver is, since OP made it sound like they're a specific breed that are guilty of certain asshole-ish tendencies

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          • nikkiclaire

            I made the initial prius comment misread her question. Prius drivers are horrendous.

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            • Usernane

              We’re not. No worse than any other driver. Reasons you think I’m bad….

              Reason 1 you ‘think’ I’m a bad driver:

              I’m driving a Prius, which you associate with “environment loving diesel hating crazies.” Reality — I get 50+ MPG, consistently, and have spent roughly $1000 less in the nine months since I bought it than on the second-to-last vehicle, a 2003 Chevy which got pretty good mileage (30+ highway) most its life before it was retired at ~ 250k miles. (Last vehicle was a C-Max, two months ownership. See third-to-last paragraph)

              Reason 2 you ‘think’ I’m a bad driver:

              I’m not weaving back and forth across lanes like you are, searching for the perfect spot. Reality — Get in a lane, stick with it, when someone wants to pass move to the right. Then stay in that lane until you need to pass someone. Same as any other vehicle. It you wanted me to move, and there’s a car on my right, well, tough. Driving the Prius doesn’t change physical laws — two cars can’t occupy the same space without at least a minor explosion.

              Reason 3 you ‘think’ I’m a bad driver:

              I’m going only 70–75 on a 65 MPH highway, not the 80–85 you want. (MT, AZ, NV and a few other state exceptions apply, where roads are long, straight and 85 is almost ‘normal’) Reality — 75 in a 65 zone is not unreasonable and is where the vehicle and I are comfortable. Part of this comes from (of course) driving a cheap Chevy which felt like it would come apart at much higher speeds.

              Possible reason 4 you ‘think’ I’m a bad driver:

              I’m not driving a large truck. Reality — I don’t need a truck. If you’re in a business which needs a truck, perfect, fine, plumbers need to carry tools and pipes and stuff. If that’s your commute vehicle, well, your sucking down fuel at a rate 4 times faster than me and your vehicle cost more. Oh, and why isn’t my Prius an “American” vehicle ? Because Ford’s C-Max (before I crashed it) didn’t really get 45 MPG, even though it was supposed to, (I liked the C-Max, too, but was a little superstitious after I totaled one.) But I like not paying Chevron, too, so when I replaced it I went with 50+ MPG. And get 50+ mpg.

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              Point is, your question is only to validate your perception. Change your perception. Buying a car because of really, really good gas economy doesn’t make the driver a worse driver. You’re next car (purchased past 2020) will likely be electric, the ICE is dead — not because of environmental reasons (which would be OK) but because electric is so, so much more efficient and less expensive over the life of the vehicle. Your cost of brakes over 200k miles, at a dealer: $3000. The hybrid (C-max, Prius) or electric (Leaf, Tesla) cost of brakes: $0.

              And to the guy in the white Mercedes who almost rear-ended me this morning, because I apparently was going to slow — did you not notice the very large TRUCK in front of me, stopping? It wasn’t my driving in the Prius, it was your driving in the Mercedes. The TRUCK ahead set the speed, so pay attention, get off the damn phone, and get off my taillights. Why are Mercedes drivers so bad?

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  • isitnotmal

    More questions like this please

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  • TerriAngel

    Given your limited option.
    My cat.
    I don't have to hang out with losers.

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  • Usernane

    Pedophile, NEVER. Fucking kids isn't ok, it's even worse than fucking the dead, at least a corpse isn't aware, a child cannot consent and damages them both physically and mentally.

    Oh and for the record, pedos ARE NOT part of the LGBT group, no one will vouche for them. Pos

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  • lordofopinions

    None of them but that wasn't in the list of choices. But if I HAD to choose I would go with the pedophile as they only go after children. Then I could waste the fucker if he made a move on a child.

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  • That's hard. I'd talk to the pedophile. I'd be interested in understanding why they feel the way they do.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I would like to talk to the mass shooter about Jesus.

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    • McBean

      Hmmmmm. You will probably inadvertently sell him on the idea of crucifying people. But he will want you for his first victim. Don't let your righteousness overpower your sense of tactical superiority. He has proven performance. You don't.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Hey, as long as he doesn't shoot me it's worth a shot.

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        • McBean

          Certainly, Jesus would be interpreted by the psychopathic mind as a figure of utter horror and despair. Your talk will extract cruel revenge for his crimes before he makes his journey to hell. The last laugh will be yours.

          I'm just glad I don't have to talk to the guy.

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  • Kholden

    This one was a no trainer. The last 2 are in a category of their own.

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